Meh! I hate this part...I'm really not interesting enough for this shiznick but I suppose I'd better try. Mother. Full Time Carer. Singer. Former Hair Stylist. Adult ADHD'er. Scatty moo with a memory like a sieve...or is it seive..I forget! Nope, it's sieve, I was right the first time! (See what I mean?! Oh and also...cheers spellcheck! Lol) Easily amused. Immature (I can act very mature if I have to ...but don't be fooled...it's all just a front! In reality I still laugh at farts! Lol). Impulsive. Stubborn. Insomniac. Pain in the a*** extraordinaire Looking to find someone who can put up with me.....ahem.....I mean...Erm....someone who I can be myself around! *Whistles and looks at ceiling* :) Been single since...like...I dunno....probably since back in Nam when I saved your life! (Remember?!...I got shot in the but-tock and that's when I discovered that I was totes amazing at Ping Pong!....oh..no, wait..hold on a wee sec....actually I think I'm getting myself mixed up with Forrest Gump again!!!! (Don't you just hate it when that happens?!) Looking to chat, see if we click, then possibly take things from there. Not interested in casual hook ups, so please don't ask..you're wasting your time! Also, If you are after a wee slim dolly bird then sorry! but this is not the droid you are looking for! I do need to lose a fair bit of weight. I want to and I will eventually, but I've been saying that for ages and I'm still a fat pie, so clearly my willpower sucks! My ADHD can make me seem like a bit of a nightmare at times and I'm also very easily distracted but I'm fine once... OH LOOK!!! THERE'S A SQUIRREL! ;) 🐿️😂