Ta dah! This is it! You are now officially powerless to resist! TOP 10 REASONS YOU MUST HAVE ME! 10. Non-threatening man-beauty 9. More than adequate hygiene 8. Cute, some say too cute, home 7. Kindness exhibited to elderly and animals 6. No strange eye pointing off in odd directions 5. No felony convictions 4. Girls want to be with me, guys want to be me 3. Have grudgingly done volunteer work 2. Reliable transportation and............................ 1. Sexy boxer briefs Top 10 must haves in a potential mate. Here goes: 10. Pulse 9. Eyes. Must have eyes. Two eyes optimal, but wlling to work with one. Proper placement is important, however. 8. Head. Must have a head, as a place for the aforementioned eyes, as well as for eating, speaking and recreational mouthplay. 7. Ten fingers and toes. Ten is the optimal number, but can go as high as twelve and as low as eight. Should be in the usual 5: 5 ratio, but 6: 4 or 7: 3 acceptable. 6. Body hair. Unavoidable is most instances, but hopefully face, chest, back and shoulders unafflicted. 5. Any misshapen appendages must either be easily covered or decorated with a ribbon. 5a. Humps. Must be kept hair free. 4. Hygiene. Must observe usual human, and I can't say this strongly enough, human standards of hygiene. Fool me once. 3. Height/Weight proportional. Taller than you are wide, please. 2. Diseases. Fine with non-contagious or curable. and finally........................... ... 1. Minimal instances of spousal homicide.