You know me well

Oh now, let me see. Never hold a door open for them. Never apologize, even when it IS your fault. Fart/belch infront of her family members and then laugh. Get drunk and leave her offensive voice messages. Demand she does the housework. Tell her that certain tasks are for men only, and that she has no business trying to handle such masculine tasks. Tell her she only looks good when she wears make-up.

I don't necessarily care what someone's sexual preference is.

Obviously still nil by mouth *shrug*

Believe me, I know a very rich guy, in fact, I know quite a few, but he is such a narcissist. He messes women about. He thinks he is gods gift just because he is rich and studied at University. Not all women are stupid enough to flock to some rich guy because of money. If you treat em like a pig, you'll lose a woman who could have made such a good wife. Some people never make sense.

A man who doesn't make thread topics just to wind women up.

Why doesn't that surprise moi?

Even if someone never wants a relationship ever again, it's just nice to have happy memories of the good one's. All too often, I hear "I wish I would have married ? Instead of ?", mainly from friends. Some will always regret that one who got away, but they can't expect their "one who got away" to just suddenly come running back, when they have a new bf/gf.

I think aside from communication problems causing break ups, not being too bothered about or not knowing how to liven things up, in the relationship, is the other major cause for break ups and divorce.

There's always one.

Mushrooms. Check. Beer. Check. Sex. Check.

That'll be cooooooooooool :) If it's of any consolation, I could scream right now, with this damn tooth pain. I tasted oil a few minutes ago, yet there was no blood. Should I just let out a loud wail? Don't wanna scare anyone.

Dude, why is it an emergency? There could be an ulterior motive, but all I would do, is take it with a pinch of Salt. I can't take friend requests very seriously, unless they're from the forum. Forum posters are the one's I am already familiar with. Don't let it bother you. It's basically just another stranger.

Try just typing 'Australia' in and see what comes up.

I guess. I think audio is a good way gauging a personality. I talked before about how attractive someone can sound, by the way they say things. Like when you listen to a favourite radio show, and there's a radio DJ, and you like their personality. You may never get to see what said DJ looks like, but then again, you don't care much for how they look, as it's their SHOW that makes you want to come back for more.

As big or small a lie may be, it will all come out in the wash anyway, so it all depends how long someone can keep faking.

Thanks very much :) Is there a smiley with a sore mouth? If so, it would represent me right now. If I try not to move my mouth, I only get Saliva starting to well-up and end up with a watery mouth. I imagine lock jaw feels a lot like this.

Thanks :) Sometimes we all go through nasty stuff. And well, this pain is enough to make me want to go on a rampage. . Of course I won't, but I can't pretend it isn't severe. I'm lying the painful side of my jaw on a boiling hot water bottle.

I think you just know it, deep down in your heart. It's similar to instinct. They are unforgettable.

I like that answer :)