1. Gotta let me enjoy my yard and my man cave.

2. Baked goods. Cupcakes are yummy.

3. She needs to wear yoga pants.

No age discrimination here.

I want a sugar momma.

Oh I have a checklist. Ten things on it, and if she hits 8 out of 10 or more, then its a go.

Typical male also will scratch himself in front of his girl.

It's 2020. Considering some of the stuff that I have been told people are (over the last few years), I believe anything....I'd even believe it if you said you came from another planet.

You put your left foot in???

To some, marriage is a big deal...it is that affirmation that we are a couple. You get the certificate and you get tax benefits....and you get to call your spouse either your husband or wife. It's traditional.

Now, if you are with someone and you love one another, and you just simply do not want to do the whole marriage thing, then you simply don't do it. Doesn't mean you aren't committed to that person. Some people believe marriage means security and all, and it does. But you can still be with someone, and then have them as your beneficiary, or have a life insurance policy on yourself and them. In the end, it's all up to each couple to decide what they want.

Well the Bible tells ya to wait until marriage. But, if that isn't your bag and you are feeling horny, then yeah.....have at it. Pretty simple.

She talked with her mouth full and spit food all over the table. Think I had three shots of patron on that dinner date.

The one where she actually shows up and looks like her photo.

I don't want to sound all doom and gloom, but racism will always be a part of this world. Yes improvements have been made, and we see more interracial relationships today than ever before. But deep down racism happen simply because it is taught in the family or by some misguided fool.

Apparently I give my number to Capital One....and boy....go one day over your due date and they call you. Sheesh!

Casino- Dusted off my DVD collection and this one was on top. Ahhhh. Love this classic from 1995.

From what I remember from science class from school, you have these mice....and there are these spinning cages at the core of the Earth (they have a good AC plan down there)....and so these mice work 12 hour shifts running after cheese that they will never get, and as they run they help rotate the Earth. I swear it was like in 5th grade science class.

I'm confident that once this Pandemic is over with, all of us are going to go to the beach, or lake, or some water source and we will all go skinny dipping. That's how crazy we will have become.

6 out of 10 go shopping.

Honestly, it is easy to "get married". Anyone can do it....it's just the reasons why people do or don't marry vary. For example, I have a friend who married because she didn't want to be lonely and figured that the guy she married was good enough. Still married for about six years now, so I guess they make it work. I have another friend who believed he had found the perfect mate for him.....and after two years they divorced. He claimed that they connected on all levels. Funny thing was that she left him for another guy claiming that she never really loved him. Which is also funny because she claimed that she loved and trusted my friend, and was finally happy to meet a guy who was faithful and loyal. And then she cheated and left him. You just never know.

Oh it varies. For instance....

When you see a puppy for the first time, and you know that you and he/she is meant to be your pet, you fall in love with them....even when they poop on the furniture, or chew up your favorite pair of sneakers.

When you meet a man/woman, you feel something for them and you want to explore it. Now, they won't poop on your furniture (if they do, then you might want to run), but they will have things about them that drive you nuts. And yet, you will adjust to it because you love them.

Basically....falling for someone is just loving them for the things that drive you crazy....unless they poop on things...then run!

Happy Birthday my friend!