Where does the average guy sign up for that? I hear this often... I shake my head everytime.


I have no kids.... That I know of
but if I did, I would teach them patience as in, they are NOT the nucleus of the world. Texting mom to find out where the TV remote is not considered an emergency? I figure if your(mothers)"priority" is your child, Then go ahead and have a "relationship" with them.... Cause it sure won't be with me.

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Not that I'd want to be the nucleus of the world either... I think there's a delicate balance here.... There's a saying, you should love your partner more than your kids. Not sure why they say that but I'm thinking it's because they will leave home one day to start their own family?

Here we go again, another case of mistaken identity.

I'll say it one more time. I am not my cousin Gordon.
I am not the Melmacian who crashed into the Tanners' garage.
Instead, I'm the Melmacian who crashed into . . .
Never mind.

Anyway, you humans act as if we Melmacians all look alike.

Does Speedy Gonzales know about this?

Muaddib is getting away! STOP HIM!

(YES THIS IS A MOVIE REFERENCE! GUESS IT AND WIN A PRIZE! I am not sure what but someone will think of something!)

Just hold up these numbers and turn to the side please.

Well it certainly doesn't look good. On a brighter note this boy told me they have a cheese and cracker support group. I was shocked as well. He said on Wed. they get to make pictures with macaroni and glue. Now that is kinda cool.......

only if the cheese winds up in the wrong hands......

I used to know a brother who had this problem. Turns out he was dropped on his head as a child. Poor thing. He's in prison now but it had nothing to do with that......

People with Pet Peeves...........


and.........


Clowns!!!

I have no compunctions about killing people, I suspect everyone who had been in combat gets that way?


EDIT: Maybe I should say if the situation warrants it?