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BLONDE JOKE
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A surgeon went to check on his blonde patient after an operation.
She was awake, so he examined her. "You'll be fine," he said. She asked, "How long will it be before I am able to have a normal sex life again doctor?" The surgeon seemed to pause, which alarmed the girl. "What's the matter Doctor? I will be all right, won't I?" He replied, "Yes, you'll be fine. It's just that no one has ever asked me that after having their tonsils out." |
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Kinda hard to tell...cant see much of ya
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Topic:
some funnies
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TWENTY NINE LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE
1.. My husband and I divorced over religious differences.. He thought he was God and I didn't.. 2.. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. 3.. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them. 4.. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. 5.. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive. 6. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me 7... Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. 8.. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe. 9.. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing. 10.. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. 11. Nyquil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine. 12.. God must love stupid people; He made so many. 13.. The gene pool could use a little chlorine. 14.. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. 15.. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? 16.. Being 'over the hill' is much better than being under it! 17.. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up. 18 . Procrastinate Now! 19.. I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That? 20.. A hangover is the wrath of grapes. 21.. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.. 22. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere! 23..They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.. 24.. He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless DEAD. 25.. A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory. 26.. Ham and eggs...A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig. 27.. The trouble with life is there's no background music. 28.. The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson. 29.. I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on. Appreciate every single thing you have, especially your friends! Life is too short and friends are too few! |
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Topic:
question?
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How much $$$ I get for raising my hand?? I caught that btw & I had just the right answer 4 ya,but then I said naaaagh! that's to easy.lol.    Are you picking on me again Cy????????????????? |
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Topic:
question?
Edited by
MAKE_ME_GIGGLE
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Mon 06/22/09 07:16 PM
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How much $$$ I get for raising my hand??
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Topic:
Choosing a wife
Edited by
MAKE_ME_GIGGLE
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Mon 06/22/09 07:14 PM
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A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.
The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new makeup; buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was impressed. The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts.... She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much. Again, the man is impressed. The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much. Obviously, the man was impressed. The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her. Then he married the one with the biggest B00B$. Men are like that, you know!!!!! |
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I think you need to love yourself before anyone else can love you
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Yup.. I do now... after 2 divorces (listening to heart) it was time to change things a bit!!
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 OMG robert... thats hilarious |
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Topic:
Too Much Love
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dont know .. not showed that side of me in YEARS!!
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CY!!!!!!!!!!!!! was you snooping outside my window last night to take that piccy??
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Topic:
The rain in Maine!!!!
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I got a tattoo there that says "exit only" I love tats... i have a few... and some on the A$$... but dont say that... |
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Topic:
The rain in Maine!!!!
Edited by
MAKE_ME_GIGGLE
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Sat 06/20/09 12:23 PM
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weve been gettin hammered in N E Ohio too. finally got a little break today too, once afternoon hit Kinda makes ya wanna be a duck...eh??? yeppers, at least then my butt would be water tight dont let FIFE know it isnt!!!!!       you have to admit... Fife woulda been all over that!!!
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Topic:
The rain in Maine!!!!
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hello gigles Hi Ike... how ya been? YA!!! Just like everyone thinks mine is really giggles!!! |
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Topic:
The rain in Maine!!!!
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weve been gettin hammered in N E Ohio too. finally got a little break today too, once afternoon hit Kinda makes ya wanna be a duck...eh??? yeppers, at least then my butt would be water tight dont let FIFE know it isnt!!!!!
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Topic:
The rain in Maine!!!!
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weve been gettin hammered in N E Ohio too. finally got a little break today too, once afternoon hit Kinda makes ya wanna be a duck...eh??? |
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Topic:
The rain in Maine!!!!
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hello gigles Hi Ike... how ya been? |
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Topic:
The rain in Maine!!!!
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It's the same here, we have had 2 good days in 3 weeks we got a break right now.. but suppose to slam us again |
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Topic:
The rain in Maine!!!!
Edited by
MAKE_ME_GIGGLE
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Sat 06/20/09 12:02 PM
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Suppose we've gotten enough yet???
 
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