seperated... but still married?

so you're a married man meeting married women in bars....

My step daughter was VERY defiant. she knew i loved her and welcomed her into my home and heart unconditionally. But she was very strong willed. I just let her know that every action had a consequence. for example.. one night about 10:15 she announced she was leaving for a "walk". Her father told her not alone at 10:15, especially on school night. we both felt she was wanting to meet someone. so she continued to get her shoes on and head for the door. So I told her if she insisted on leaving, then she'd best have a plan for another place to stay because once she left the door was locked. I explained we both had to work in the morning and was not going to be kept awake by her going in and out. she said she had no other place to go. I said, well thats your choice. When you leave, the door is locked. she never left.

Another time she got angry and punched a hole in my wall. Then had a fit a few days later because her friends were coming over and she didnt want them to see it. I said "Well, I dont have the money to fix it. do you?" Well she didnt right then. and not only did her friends see it, they were told the truth on what happened when they asked. She was very embarrassed and ashamed. She was told she was going to do extra chores to earn money above and over her allowance. Both allowance and extra money was going to be put towards materials so SHE could fix the whole. she never punched another hole in my wall

Got any around this place?

Kind of defeats the purpose.... don't it????

Welcome back! Prayers to you and your son. I just recently came back too!

Now c'mon... you can't just toss that out there and leave us hanging!

My whole family is! It makes for the best family reunions. We have a great time at any and every family function

What disease did cured ham actually have?

It sure does!!!
But it doesnt classify you as miserable... does it??

Call a pet store or vet they can help you.

Tourists visiting Iceland should know that tipping at a restaurant is considered an insult!

Well then spoil yourself a little and GET

Allow me!!!
This is what came up LOL
******* magnet 5 up, 2 down

people, mostly girls, who are good but tend attract a lot of ******** for being cute or pretty and kind.
Olivia is a sweet and gorgeous girl. Too bad ******** seem to revolve around her for her kindness hence being an ******* magnet.

I seem to be an a$$hole magnet

If it weren't for that CAR!!!

I was at the supermarket buying a bag of Purina dog chow for my dog , in the check-out line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. Why else would I be buying dog chow, RIGHT ??? So on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again, and that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in intensive care, with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a Perfect Diet and all you do is load your pockets with Purina Nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care, because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff a poodle's butt and a car hit me. I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard. Better watch what you ask me and be prepared for my answer. I have all the time in the world to think of crazy things to say

too funny

Stay away from miserable people!!! misery does love company. Just look at one of those fly-strips! you never see just one lonely fly stuck there sayin," go around dude! go around!!!"

He deserves a medal!

I do believe I said my son will always be "A" priority, not THE priority. This is the problem with our kids today. People seem to think they are no longer important after the age of 12! Sorry... so not the case! A good woman can have a man who is "A" priority and a child who is "A" priority, neither has to feel lesser or not as important as the other.