cute cy!!

{{{{{{{{ cy baby!!! }}}}}}} how ya be??

Went to the doctor for my yearly physical.

The nurse starts with certain basics.

How much do you weigh?' she asks. '135,' I say.
The nurse puts me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 180..

The nurse asks, 'Your height?' '5 foot 4”, I say.
The nurse checks and sees that I only measure 5 foot 2”.

She then takes my blood pressure and tells me it is very high.



'Of course it's high!' I scream, 'When I came in here I was tall and
slender! Now I'm short and fat!'

She put me on Prozac. What a *****.

Johnny, George, and Bert were driving along in their pickup when they saw a sheep caught in the fence with its hind end up in the air.

Bert said, "I wish that was Sharon Stone."

George echoed, "I wish it was Demi Moore."

Little Johnny sighed, "I wish it was dark . . . "

baby bellie pics sweety????

im still waiting!!!

'Member those old poems from bathroom walls..... what was your favorite??

Here I sit in misty vapour
in a ****house with no paper
I have no time to sit and linger
watch out asshole here comes my finger.

((((((((((((((( cyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy )))))))))))) I didnt see them dearheart!! I always respond with a hug of I see your posts.... do I not???:smooched

John is in Amsterdam and visits a nudist colony there.

While wandering around naked he sopts a gorgeous blonde and he immediately gets an erection. The woman notices his erection, comes over and says "Sir, did you call for me?"

John replies: "No!"

She says "Well, it's a rule here that if I give you an erection, it means you called for me."

She then layes him down and starts making love to him.

Later that day John visits the sauna, but as he sits down he farts. A huge big hairy guy get up, drops his towel to show a huge erection and says "Sir, did you call for me?"

John replies, "No!"

The man says, "It's a rule that when you fart, it implies you called for me." The man then knocks John to the floor and has his way with him.

As soon as he's finished John rushes back to his room, grabs all his things and heads for the exit. On his way out he's stopped by the manager he askes "Can I help you ?"

John says "Here's my room keys I'm leaving early"

The manager asks why and John replies "I'm 60 years old, I get an erection once a week but I fart 20 times a day !!"

Well I'm off like a new brides panties!!!

Have a great day dear

I woulda left you alone if you had merely asked!!!

I truly hate the thoughts of dragging my ass into work. Can ya load it into a wheel barrel and help me out?

Well thats what I did to begine with, but you fought it!!!

It's there 24/7.... just most times I fight the urge.. gnaw my tongue and sit on my hands...

You bring it out in me

Welllllllllllllllllllllllllll I surely wouldnt do such a thing dear!!

AMEN!!!

LOL thats just too damn true

and g'mornin' Fife

I'm still trying to figure out how I present myself like granny??? LOL

I wouldnt say im knowlegdable... but I love football and NASCAR

FIFE RAN HER OFF!!!

thans rara

well your looking mighty handsome tonight mr owl