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Sat 07/26/08 10:10 PM

It really really bothers me when a guy can't spell....to the extent that he talks like English is his second language....when it isn't!!


deu yeu meene tu sai thaht gize whu cante splel aire annoing?

Just kidding, that is a peeve of mine as well. When it comes to instant messaging services, sometimes I get sloppy, but if I do I usually fix it or apologize with the next message.

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Sat 07/26/08 10:09 PM

piss on the seat of the big hole we call a toilet!!!!!!.......LMAO!!!!


some of us are evolved enough to lift up the seat...that is part of the reason they put them on hinges

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Sat 07/26/08 10:08 PM
people who lie about their desires, motives, or themselves overall... wastes time otherwise used for other purposes...

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Tue 07/22/08 05:18 AM
What a damned moron...
what next, are we going to have to call crayons those 'of color' instead of black??? how retarded can one be??

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Tue 07/22/08 05:15 AM

Some kids were in math class when the teacher asks what comes after 69, a blonde raises her hand and says I know i know that's easy you wash your hands and rinse your mouth laugh rofl


ok, so what is 6969

Dinner for four... 68?
you do me and I owe you one...77?
better because you get 8 (ate) more

and

nasty one coming up folks,
6.9?
a good time interrupted by a period

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Tue 07/22/08 05:10 AM

A new Publix supermarket opened near my house. It has an automatic water miser to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.



When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and you experience the scent of fresh mown hay.

In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks with onions.



When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle, and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.



The bakery department features the tantalizing smell of fresh baked bread and cookies.



As this is a new concept in supermarkets, and it is kinda of nice, i can tell you now, that there is one place your will not find me at in this new store.


' the toliet paper section "




You might want to avoid the 1) baby diaper section
2) employee bathrooms, and 3) Dumpsters as well laugh laugh laugh :banana:

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Tue 07/22/08 05:07 AM
Just wanted to see what anyone has to say, see what pops and sort of introduce myself... so WHASSSSUP ladies and gentlemen?!??!?

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Tue 07/22/08 05:05 AM
Hell, if it is an ugly contest, we have to remember the big dawg...
the gear slammin, dirt covered rig jockey
gettin it done at the risk of his looks and his body,
so people can have it when they want it
if you got it, a truck (and an ugly fuCher) brought it!!!

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Tue 07/22/08 04:59 AM

cab driver?


And I am not a cab driver, although, as fate would have it, I have been... that vehicle in the picture is slightly larger... it is a pinto laugh

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Tue 07/22/08 04:58 AM
the fourth blue man?? :))

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Tue 07/22/08 04:56 AM

why aren't there more people like you around. The world would be a better placebigsmile


They(we) are out here, just afraid to show their congeniality, for fear of it being taken as weakness... as is so often the case...

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Tue 07/22/08 04:53 AM
Annie's Song
(John Denver)

(1)You fill up my senses
Like a night in a forest,
Like the mountains in springtime,
Like a walk in the rain!

(2)Like a storm in the desert,
Like a sleepy blue ocean,
You fill up my senses,
Come Fill Me Again!

(3)Come let me love you,
Let me give my life to you
Let me drown in your laughter,
Let Me Die In Your Arms!

(4)Let me lay down beside you,
Let me always be with you you,
Come let me love you,
Come Love Me Again!

Musical interlude
(with humming)

Let me give my life to you
Come let me love you
Come Love Me Again

Repeat (1)
Repeat (2)


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Tue 07/22/08 04:42 AM
The rose
(B.Midler or C. Twitty)

Some say love,
it is a river...
(and) that (it) drowns, the tender reed!

Some say love,
it is a razor...
and that it leaves, your soul to bleed!

Some say love,
it is a hunger...
an endless aching need!

I say love,
it is a flower...
and you, it's only seed!


It's the heart,
afraid of breaking...
that never, learns to dance!

It's the dream,
afraid or waking...
that never, takes the chance!

It's the one,
who won't be taken...
who cannot, seem to give!

And the soul,
afraid of dying...
that never, learns to live!

When the night,
has been too lonely...
and the road, has been too long!

And you think,
that love is only...
for the lucky, and the strong!

Just remember,
in the winter...
far beneath, the bitter snows!

Lies the seed,
that with the Sun's love...
in the Spring, becomes the rose!!!

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Tue 07/22/08 04:38 AM

there is such a thing as having the bad boy look and being a nice guy too ! smokin


Have that, I am a trucker... I am also 6'6" and 350 lbs... Shaved head, goatee, tattoos, etc... it is more than the look...smokin

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Tue 07/22/08 04:35 AM
Knowing I am maintaining a 3.86 average in school... I am so smrt it is scarie...

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Tue 07/22/08 04:31 AM
The rose
(B.Midler or C. Twitty)

Some say love,
it is a river...
(and) that (it) drowns, the tender reed!

Some say love,
it is a razor...
and that it leaves, your soul to bleed!

Some say love,
it is a hunger...
an endless aching need!

I say love,
it is a flower...
and you, it's only seed!


It's the heart,
afraid of breaking...
that never, learns to dance!

It's the dream,
afraid or waking...
that never, takes the chance!

It's the one,
who won't be taken...
who cannot, seem to give!

And the soul,
afraid of dying...
that never, learns to live!

When the night,
has been too lonely...
and the road, has been too long!

And you think,
that love is only...
for the lucky, and the strong!

Just remember,
in the winter...
far beneath, the bitter snows!

Lies the seed,
that with the Sun's love...
in the Spring, becomes the rose!!!

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Tue 07/22/08 04:21 AM
when this popped up, Civil War (guns and Roses) now, What Might Have Been (diamond rio)...

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Tue 07/22/08 04:18 AM


Thank you for your kind words of wisdom. Im just tired of tring an getting nowhere. sick of looking.


Best advise, stop looking, focus on making yourself the best you, you can be flowerforyou
I have stopped looking and I am working on bettering myself.


From a 'nice guy' perspective, do not force the process... It will come in it's own time, and if you force it, you may be wasting your time, spinning your wheels trying to make a 'mistake' work when he comes along... Just take your time, DO NOT SETTLE FOR LESS THAN YOU DESERVE, and have fun, like one of the other guys said here... Relationships are like any other thing, the more you want it, the more it eludes you... it is a test of patience.

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Tue 07/22/08 01:23 AM
let me guess... pianist?? Drummer??

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Tue 07/22/08 01:21 AM
Single, looking and not having fun at it... the dating pool in Toledo is more like one of those nasty ponds that show up after a rain, then it dries up and there are all those little worms drying up on the pavement... leaving those of us who want something real to go slowly insane...
P.S. not 'rich' but when i reach in my pocket there is something between my hand and my leg...