I'm a Cosmetologist

I love making people feel better about themselves..

I hate several things..such as

Seeing the cape move around in a mans lap during his haircut

Women who think I can make them look just like the one in the magazine..

Waxing hairy men...eww!

Men and women who moan in excess during a shampoo.....

I effin u..

My nephew calls me La la

My friend Sarah's daughter has called me Angelface since she was 3....

my aunt calls me Angelcake cuz she says Im as sweet as cake...

Tina...ulilchit

Eww, hairless guys weird me out...

Can your ass legally smoke pot then?

I wish I was born hairless except on the head and eyebrows and lashes...

of course

...but it was a lot more than 150 bucks...

HAHA!!
Dont ask me...Im embarassed to tell everyone the most Ive spent on a pair of shoes....

I feel like I have a lot of great qualities to bring to a relationship....however I wont settle....

I have come a long way in figuring out the qualities I need from someone...ultimately he's just nowhere to be found....

Yes girl I know all about them Vic Secret deliveries

Welcome to the madhouse
Grab your clown suit....the shows already started...

with your postman....



Put that on your bumper and stick it

You think you're always right...
I think it's only fair to say... you couldn't be more wrong…
Every time you call and I reject you…
You assume that you know everything I'm thinking…
But what you don't know is I'll always prove you wrong…
The raw truth of the matter is I’m so over this…
The quality of life I am seeking cannot be obtained...
When the disorder in your own self cannot be contained
All you can offer is endless despair…
When everything you are and everything you want to be
Are conflicted because you aren't who you used to be…
You're helpless because you can't change the past and
You're pissed off at the world for it... Please don't call me...
Save yourself the trouble because you are who you used to be….
You haven't changed…and as long as someone doesn't stand up to you
You'll remain the same….and continue on breaking hearts….
While you may seem to think you still have them all...
Waiting there for your unannounced arrival…
Like a hero coming to rescue them from their monotonous lives without you…
Let me be the first to tell you…my bells broken…so please don't ring it...
And when you find yourself wondering what I’m doing….
Call someone else…because I won't be available…
You went from hero to zero in my book…
You won't be wiping your feet on my doormat…
And I won't be there with open arms to greet you…
You can't show love to someone else until you can accept yourself for who you truly are…
And if she is willing to love you and your faults….then she can have both of you...
Because I’m through with trying to decide which one of you,
you actually are...

In the morning, let the sun shine in your eyes. Just lay there feel its warmth envelope you like a cotton candy cloud on your tongue melting, dissolving, sweetly giving way to solidity. Disappear into the softness of the mess of the disheveled life you lay in. Let the covers surround you only for a moment...then admit your defeat when you realize its Monday...:)

Welcome



(((Myka)))

I have missed you sugar

I have a Caddy and a Beamer

fan-freakin-tastic!

congrats on the decision