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Mon 11/10/14 08:15 PM
Dentures that can withstand. Eating peanuts by the handful
drool

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Mon 11/10/14 05:53 PM
A flashlight that recharges itsself by reflecting the light from a mirrior:banana:

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Mon 11/10/14 05:09 PM
Lifelock identy theft insurance

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Mon 11/10/14 04:22 PM
The person above you is on a tv commerical ad
What are they trying to get you to buydrinks

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Mon 11/10/14 03:57 PM
Sure just don't drop the balldrinker

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Mon 11/10/14 03:50 PM
Stay and sugest bowling!

I like to see how a guy handles his balls firstflowers

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Mon 11/10/14 08:06 AM

I hang my stockings on the mantle hoping Santa has a sexy stocking fetish!















Come err Santa woo hoo

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Mon 11/10/14 08:02 AM
You are very welcome
:thumbsup:

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Mon 11/10/14 08:01 AM
I hang my stockings on the mantle hoping Santa has a sexy stocking fetish!

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Mon 11/10/14 07:58 AM
Hello and welcome to the Forums !
Good Luck finding what you are seekingdrinker

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Sun 11/09/14 07:54 PM
Lol I used to mouth the words olive juice to a boyfriend I wasn't too crazy about, he on the other hand constantly said I love you so I would mouth olive juice and he thought i was saying I love you back
Haha it was a mean trick but hey I was only 16 smitten

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Sun 11/09/14 03:02 PM
Congrats
Grand babies are so special , they will steal your heart and the world will be a lot different to you now. Its like getting a second chance to do the child raising all over again only this time you know what you are doing and you can afford to spoil em

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Sun 11/09/14 02:57 PM
Wow no kidding

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Sun 11/09/14 02:56 PM
First you are a liar!
You say you love your wife, bullpookie
Second just for thinking about this you should be staked down naked on a fire ant bed till your tiny balls get bitten so many times they swell up the size of a hot air balloon and you float away to the north pole where the coldness of your heart wil match your frozen feetrant

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Sun 11/09/14 02:47 PM
In high school



I was the straight A rebel
Made all As but hung out with all the bad kids:banana:

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Fri 11/07/14 05:11 PM
He never got a kisstears

Was there ever someone you admired from a distance but. Never took the chancefrustrated

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Fri 11/07/14 03:38 PM
54 why would I lie about that you foolrant

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Fri 11/07/14 02:20 PM
I have a fear of trippin
Someday I could be really old and strt trippin over my ****
Or worse be married to a really old man that trips over his balls
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Fri 11/07/14 08:32 AM
Oh wow I didn't think about alll that tears

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Fri 11/07/14 07:55 AM
I read on Facebook that on December 21st thru the 24th that the Earth will be in total Darkness due to a solar storm that would completly cover up the Sun! Suposely Nasa has made this statement


Wow what if its the start of the Zombie Apocolispe

Who would you want on your team to fight those smelly walkers

Also does any one realize if a Zombie has false teeth and he loses them can he still chew up human fleash

Humor me I get scared from watching Znation and Walking Dead:banana:

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