1. Know what a Departure time means. When people arrive 20 mintutes earlier, don't say go away and come back later. When you don't even start to pull yourself together until the Departure time, you end up being freaking late for everything you wanted to get to.

2. When someone says the earlier the better, she doesn't want to be driving around in Black Friday traffic. Do not turn around and tell them the practice time is going to be mid-afternoon. Especially when someone showed up to the regularily scheduled practice and is now being totally inconvienienced because someone else who lived in the same complex as the practice location didn't read her three emails about it and didn't feel like putting on her shoes and coming over.

3. Don't tell a mildly agoraphobic person what she needs to make a head dress on Wednesday night when the only time to actually get the stuff is on Black Friday. It ain't happening.

4. You would think people who have made a lot of dance pants over the years would have figured out a rough method of figuring out where to cut for the crotch. NO. Now I have dance pants that have a crotch BELOW my knees and are the most uncomfortable pants and ..........

5. Favoritism sucks. Don't tell the rest of us that we have to be there by 11:45 and then tell the person who works until noon that she doesn't have to be there until 3:00. Just so long as she is all ready to dance.

If I would have been born a princess...

now that would be easier!

But you are a rock and roll queen already

nice post...i got nuthin...sorry...

Do Princesses never have to smash their heads into walls out of the sheer frustration of dealing with people .........

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If so, how do I apply for a possition?

Make life easier? Moneytree seeds, of course!

The rulebook

Oh yeah...

what the hell am I whining about? lol.

A red stapler

Damn...your friggen easy.

Are you cheap too?

I have never actually been asked that before. Yes dirt cheap

A hole punch makes a bigger whole, and you get your whole body into it, works out more aggression that the stapler.

A laptop with a built in phone, camera, credit card reader, and printer; so you don't have to buy all that extra stuff.

Vans that include their own scooters for people who can not walk.

Bigger mailboxes so you don't have to take off work to drive downtown to pick up smaller packages or pay for delivery services.

Afterschool on premisess childcare so parents can work a normal work day.

Public funding to convert closeing schools into Senior Adult day care centers in ageing bedroom communities.

Mini-Scales in retail gas stops so you can carry your own drink containers and fill them

I just buy one of their refilable mugs and just pay refile prices.

A wife...