What is the funniest way you've ended a relationship?

I made my ex-husband pack my U-haul before I left....LMAO

Division of assets

nope I took it all, LOL, not out of meanness I sent some of it back after his recovery.....

My ex told me I was not packing his sh!t....so I threw it all out in the yard and told him he could

Hmm I can't say I've ended one in a funny way

well this is pretty funny but its not exactly how I ended it,

i was dating this guy who lived with me at my folks house a few years back and lets just say he wasnt that great in the bedroom so he useds TOYS to spice things up..

well he started sneakin around fixing up a house and then when it was ready to be lived in.. showed up 3 hours after he was supposed to have been home from work said i'm leaving because you never have supper ready when i get home from work

mind you i fix supper every night around 5-6pm he's not showing up till after 10pm ..

then he gets a few things and leaves the house

i go and start rearranging everything in my room and throw away his little toys

the next day he shows up . starts telling me he needs his toys( pretty much proves he's been gettin busy with someone else or he wouldnt have needed them so bad lol )

i told him i dont know where they are and i'm not waisting anymore of my time on him

so he starts yelling at me that i have to get up and find them because he NEEDS them lol

now mind you my mom is right there in the same room laughing her ass off

i told him to stop yelling at me and to get the phuck out of the house , my dad who is in the other room hears me, and comes barreling out of his room with his shotgun

it was hilarious

I lied to my first love, saying I was dating not one, not two, not even three, but four other women. She hasn't talked to me since.

how romantic he reuses toys on others? hot damn!!

he didnt get a chance to use the same toys, i threw them away the minute he left the house the first time lmao

I had been dating this guy for six months and he called on a Saturday night and wanted to go a bar we used to go to all the time. He call at 7 pm. I hadn't heard from him so I had made plans to meet up with a girlfriend that was visiting her parents, she lived in Florida. He gets mad and says...FINE, I AM GOING OUT. I told him to have a good time with his friends. That is whom I thought he was going out with.

So my friend and I go to the bar and the bartender is a friend of mine, so Cliff find us a table in a packed bar. I am drinking my gin and tonic and Cliff comes over and brings me another drink and says Teresa Bo is here. I said where and he shows me and he is sitting with this girl. Cliff said no trouble girl. I am still thinking he just talking to the girl...boy was I surprised when he gets up and helps her on with her coat and start to leave after seeing me.

Steam is now coming out of my ears...I proceed to go out and ask him what the deal is. Cliff see me go out, and follows. I grab his arm to stop him and ask what going on and he says you won't go out with me so I got a date. So, I am see red now and slap him right there in the middle of the street and tell him never to darken my door again. Then I hear Cliff behind me yelling hit him again Teresa. Knowing I had backup I ball up my fist and knock the s*** out of him and kneed him. All this time the girl he is with is white faced and frozen in her spot. I then turn to her and said very calmly...you can have him. Turn and go back in the bar and finish my drink, while Cliff is laughing all night behind the bar everytime he looks at me.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=myEVBOjagKE

everything is fine don't worry about it...are you sure? Once i do this i can't go back...yea, i'm totally ready for you to be with you...ok, i'm putting alot of trust in you...

7 days later

i dont think i was ready...umm....i want you to move out...where? umm i let my apt go, i'm 1k miles from my family...btw you are very special to me, and hopefully we can try this again when i work my issues out.

yeah we r done,you got that way i'll go this way,we had fun,good times good times,lol

I was in an Intensive Care Unit at the local hospital, and I broke up with my girlfriend when she came to visit. Right after she told me she loves me.

meanie

Hey, I was causing drama, cause her fam, and friends hated me, so I got out of the equation.

I gave an ex $200 and told her to lose my number.

I was so fed up with one gals jealousy, I gave her to a friend, and asked him to make sure she got home ok. They got married about 6 months later. better him than me !