No love from the opposite sex? Well, the best is love from your family.

A good cup of Coffee.

Giving the lady I'm with multiple orgasms.

Free lawn and maid service

a kick in the sack.
ooops, i thought you said the next worse thing to love.
IMO love sux. or at least being in love with someone does. i hate all of the feeling unsure about the other persons feelings and constantly keeping a filter between my brain and mouth because i'm afraid that i might say something that will drive them away.
for me, the best thing about being alone is that i don't have to worry about impressing anyone. if i say something that someone doesn't like or agree with, so be it. being alone means being myself all the time. i don't have to hide it when i'm depressed. i don't have to be productive when i feel like being lazy. and i sure as hell don't have to put the toilet seat back down until it's time for me to squat.


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Lust

*offering him her coffee* Here Drew, this is better.

I hope you know her.

Christianity.











Sorry, i meant Islam.

thanks chrissy.


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oops, i think i killed it.



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LMAO There, now maybe I killed it. Feel better?

A good friend who knows me inside and out and accepts me anyway