It sometimes amazes me the number of people who look at my profile. Then again, it sometimes amazes me that dogs aren't better at algebra, so maybe that's not particularly relevant.

But seriously -- there are people looking at my profile from all over the world (and elsewhere), and sometimes I have to stop and think about the fact that I'm so "out there" to every normal and/or loony person who chooses to take a peek. It's daunting sometimes; a little bit like wanting to take a shower even though there was a big spider in there yesterday, and you think you squished him, but sometimes they have a habit of coming back to life and scaring the behoozis out of you.

But that's how these things work. When you've been on a site for 3 years and you've made 24,000 posts, people are going to be curious. They're going to wonder "What's wrong with this guy that he can make 24,000 posts in 3 years? What kind of life is that?"

In my own defense, I would like to note that I've seen people make 24,000 posts in 3 [b[days, but that doesn't happen too much anymore. It's contrary to the laws of physics.

And, really, 24,000 posts in 3 years comes down to 8,000 a year, or about 22 a day. It's not really that much, if you think about it. Or even if you don't.

But here's the problem -- I am naturally inclined to be curious about the people looking at my profile, so I look at theirs. And they are always 48 years old, and they have three kids and, as they never hesitate to mention, "THEY ARE MY WORLD."

I have reached the conclusion that the only women left on the face of the planet are all 48 years old with 3 kids.

When did this happen? I have heard of no such catastrophe that would have eliminated all other women from existence, and yet it must be so!

The reason I put this in "Dating & Relationships" is because I am trying to come up with a way to use my forum posts and profile for the purpose of obtaining some dating and relationships. This seems reasonable to me, although I have a long history of not really understanding what "reasonable" means to most people.

But how can I effectively do this if the only people who look at my profile are total non-prospects?

I need to find a way to make myself, my profile, my posts, my shoes, more appealing to the six or seven people left on the planet who don't have kids.

This is a difficult thing.

Especially if they're on MySpace.

Sexy lexy, I would be all over you like a cat on milk... but the kid factor. Sorry sweets! Why don't you come over and hang out and have some ethopian food with me?

Hey I have looked at your profile and I only have one child! LOL

What's Ethiopian food consist of? Please don't say zebras and rhinos!

It sometimes amazes me the number of people who look at my profile. Then again, it sometimes amazes me that dogs aren't better at algebra, so maybe that's not particularly relevant.

But seriously -- there are people looking at my profile from all over the world (and elsewhere), and sometimes I have to stop and think about the fact that I'm so "out there" to every normal and/or loony person who chooses to take a peek. It's daunting sometimes; a little bit like wanting to take a shower even though there was a big spider in there yesterday, and you think you squished him, but sometimes they have a habit of coming back to life and scaring the behoozis out of you.

But that's how these things work. When you've been on a site for 3 years and you've made 24,000 posts, people are going to be curious. They're going to wonder "What's wrong with this guy that he can make 24,000 posts in 3 years? What kind of life is that?"

In my own defense, I would like to note that I've seen people make 24,000 posts in 3 [b[days, but that doesn't happen too much anymore. It's contrary to the laws of physics.

And, really, 24,000 posts in 3 years comes down to 8,000 a year, or about 22 a day. It's not really that much, if you think about it. Or even if you don't.

But here's the problem -- I am naturally inclined to be curious about the people looking at my profile, so I look at theirs. And they are always 48 years old, and they have three kids and, as they never hesitate to mention, "THEY ARE MY WORLD."

I have reached the conclusion that the only women left on the face of the planet are all 48 years old with 3 kids.

When did this happen? I have heard of no such catastrophe that would have eliminated all other women from existence, and yet it must be so!

The reason I put this in "Dating & Relationships" is because I am trying to come up with a way to use my forum posts and profile for the purpose of obtaining some dating and relationships. This seems reasonable to me, although I have a long history of not really understanding what "reasonable" means to most people.

But how can I effectively do this if the only people who look at my profile are total non-prospects?

I need to find a way to make myself, my profile, my posts, my shoes, more appealing to the six or seven people left on the planet who don't have kids.

This is a difficult thing.

Especially if they're on MySpace.

Hey lexy.... do you know there is peeps selling used copies of your books for almost $50 on amazon!

Gosh, a way to make extra money since I have all three.

Hey lexy.... do you know there is peeps selling used copies of your books for almost $50 on amazon!

I know, I saw that, it's crazy....!

Why are they worth more than the new ones....?

Gosh, a way to make extra money since I have all three.