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hi, my name is Julian Geramy John Woolywillyman
and i`m looking for a nice girl, to talk about nice things on this nice day. i like volutering at my local zoo, its so nice there and i get to meet lots of nice people. but i cant find a girl who will be nice to me with no clothes on. i just want to have nice times with nice girls please dont be nasty to me, im far to nice and i will just cry candy coated water drops from my very nice eyes. so if your a nice girl and you want to talk to a nice boy, i will be here waiting for you. some acceptable topics are poetry religion swimming tennis masterbation cooking animals rainbows |
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Hell just think about rainbows and masterbate......
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Edited by
msmyka
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Mon 03/15/10 04:23 PM
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Can we please talk about rainbows and masturbation at the same time?
LMAO @ both of us deciding rainbows and masturbation go together 
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i smell a killer potato
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OMG I really need to find that popcorn-munching emoticon...
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Can we please talk about rainbows and masturbation at the same time? LMAO @ both of us deciding rainbows and masturbation go together How about religion and masterbation? That seems like the perfect combo 
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hi, my name is Julian Geramy John Woolywillyman and i`m looking for a nice girl, to talk about nice things on this nice day. i like volutering at my local zoo, its so nice there and i get to meet lots of nice people. but i cant find a girl who will be nice to me with no clothes on. i just want to have nice times with nice girls please dont be nasty to me, im far to nice and i will just cry candy coated water drops from my very nice eyes. so if your a nice girl and you want to talk to a nice boy, i will be here waiting for you. some acceptable topics are poetry religion swimming tennis masterbation cooking animals rainbows   That's soooo hawt!!!
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OMG I really need to find that popcorn-munching emoticon... here ya go 
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 ... Oh, fine ...
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OMG I really need to find that popcorn-munching emoticon... here ya go TY TY 
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god darn it, what the shucks. i said nice girls not dirty girls
im not going to talk to you about the 7 differnt colours my ding`a`ling goes while i tug it franticly with an iron grip whilst thinking about animals playing tennis in swimming trunks you lot are gross  |
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god darn it, what the shucks. i said nice girls not dirty girls
im not going to talk to you about the 7 differnt colours my ding`a`ling goes while i tug it franticly with an iron grip whilst thinking about animals playing tennis in swimming trunks you lot are gross |
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Go on, say it again then ...
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I'm a nice girl.
 I just have naughty thoughts. 
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 Oh, you were serious 
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OMG I really need to find that popcorn-munching emoticon...
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i have that very same mac I'm a nice girl.angel I just have naughty thoughts.pitchfork ahhhhBULLSHITEahem a`ha a`ah. excuse me How about religion and masterbation? That seems like the perfect combo huh wow, thanks for that picture you just sent, i didnt know nipples came in that colour aswell i smell a killer potato noway i smell a dirty poet |
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