a joke just needs to be found funny,, whether everyone agrees its truth or not,,its not a TRUTH thread,,,


although THAT would be funny, wouldnt the mods be busy with deletions then?


there are plenty 'anti obama' jokes in the threads, dont take it so personal,,,,

you may be an obama hater if,,,


you find yourself creating your own definitions in order to use words to paint a picture of doom,.......

You might be an Obama hater if you're trying to make big issues out of nothing.

there is no 'might', i don't think i ever tried to hide the fact that i do not like barry...

Please remember that this is the Joke forum. If you wish to debate, please take it to the political forums. Otherwise, if you don't like the jokes, please bypass the topic.

This forum is meant to be light hearted.

Kim

Changie, changed, changling.



You might not like Barry is you're afraid of clowns!

A teacher asked her 6th grade class how
many of them were Obama fans.
Not really knowing what an Obama fan is,
but wanting to be liked by the
teacher, all the kids raised their hands
except for Johnny in the front row.
The teacher asked Johnny why he has
decided to be different.
Because I'm not an Obama fan.'
The teacher asked,
'Why aren't you an Obama fan?'
Because I'm a Republican.'
The teacher asked him why he's a Republican.
Johnny proudly answered, 'Well, my Mom's a Republican and my Dad's a Republican,
so I'm a Republican.'
Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked,
'If your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?'
With a big smile, Johnny replied, 'That would make me an Obama fan.'

Little Johnny always gets it on the mark.

Q: How do you tell which is the Groom at a Birther wedding?
A: He's the guy wearing the CLEAN wifebeater.

You didn't get mad when the Supreme Court stopped a legal recount and
appointed a President.

You didn't get mad when Cheney allowed Energy company officials to
dictate energy policy.

You didn't get mad when a covert CIA operative got outed.

You didn't get mad when the Patriot Act got passed.

You didn't get mad when we illegally invaded a country that posed no
threat to us.

You didn't get mad when we spent over 600 billion(and counting) on on
illegal war.

You didn't get mad when over 10 billion dollars just disappeared in
Iraq.

You didn't get mad when you saw the Abu Grahib photos.

You didn't get mad when you found out we were torturing people.

You didn't get mad when the national debt doubled under the previous
President from $5.674 trillion to $10.024 trillion.

You didn't get mad when the government was illegally wiretapping
Americans and the President lied about it.

You didn't get mad when we didn't catch Bin Laden in Tora Bora.

You didn't get mad when you saw the horrible conditions at Walter
Reed.

You didn't get mad when we let a major US city drown!

You didn't get mad when the deficit hit the trillion dollar mark.

You finally got mad when the government decided that people in America
deserved the right to see a doctor if they are sick.

Yes! Illegal wars, lies, corruption, torture, stealing your tax
dollars to make the rich richer, are all ok with you, but helping
other Americans... well that makes you mad!


The Reich-Wing Republican Joke Page



http://web.blomand.net/~dennmac/reich-wing/teabagger.html

If one of these did not make you mad shame on you Americans. Except healthcare one.