Community > General Discussion

Previous 1 2 3 Next

Topic: Who really owns a man? His mother or wife?
jeggzy Joined Sun 08/26/12 Posts: 13	Wed 09/12/12 06:40 AM
Mother:- my son must obey me unless he didn't suck my breast 4 1yr, wife:- he sucks mine now and sucked it for more then 5yr and is still sucking, Mother:- I carried him for nine months. Wife:- he was only 3.5kg then, so what's the big deal? I carry him every night and he is 85kg now. Mother.:- he passed between my legs. Wife:- Hahaha, he only passed there once, he stays in-between my legs like everyday. Plss,WHO OWNS A MAN???

krupa Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 18651	Wed 09/12/12 07:48 AM
Hehehe....I like it! The women will hats it but it is very clever.

pennyg281 Joined Thu 11/08/07 Posts: 4348	Wed 09/12/12 07:54 AM
Hehehe....I like it! The women will hats it but it is very clever. I surprised me with your response. I expected you to tell him that they don't own you . . You own them.

navygirl Joined Sat 06/02/07 Posts: 8118	Wed 09/12/12 08:29 AM
Yeah; I would think a man owns himself.

wolfchic Joined Wed 09/26/07 Posts: 8036	Wed 09/12/12 08:41 AM
No one owns anybody!

pyxxie13 Joined Wed 09/28/11 Posts: 3835	Wed 09/12/12 08:49 AM
Wow... I need to buy me one of those then. Can I custom build one?

singmesweet Joined Mon 07/28/08 Posts: 26661	Wed 09/12/12 09:15 AM
Yeah; I would think a man owns himself. I would hope so.

Mikey117 Joined Mon 11/20/06 Posts: 23736	Wed 09/12/12 10:51 AM
What about my Blow up doll?

rambill79 Joined Thu 09/14/06 Posts: 5780	Wed 09/12/12 12:29 PM
Mother:- my son must obey me unless he didn't suck my breast 4 1yr, wife:- he sucks mine now and sucked it for more then 5yr and is still sucking, Mother:- I carried him for nine months. Wife:- he was only 3.5kg then, so what's the big deal? I carry him every night and he is 85kg now. Mother.:- he passed between my legs. Wife:- Hahaha, he only passed there once, he stays in-between my legs like everyday. Plss,WHO OWNS A MAN??? which part of the man? lol

sweetestgirl11 Joined Fri 09/12/08 Posts: 30087	Wed 09/12/12 12:31 PM
I find the OP quite bizarre and more than a litte ridiculous - not sure as a thinking adult that I can really respond....

maletruckdriver Joined Sun 10/25/09 Posts: 298	Wed 09/12/12 02:10 PM
no one owns me hell i dont own myself i just whatever i want

Totage Joined Sat 10/13/07 Posts: 24210	Wed 09/12/12 02:14 PM
Real men own theirself. They handle their business and answer to themself.

singmesweet Joined Mon 07/28/08 Posts: 26661	Wed 09/12/12 02:25 PM
no one owns me hell i dont own myself i just whatever i want How do you not own yourself?

maletruckdriver Joined Sun 10/25/09 Posts: 298	Wed 09/12/12 03:11 PM
very easily

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48914	Wed 09/12/12 06:25 PM
The title of this thread is understandable. Think of the number of times that Woman "A" accuses Woman "B" of stealing Woman "A"'s boyfriend. The accusation of stealing implies that the boyfriend is owned.

blueeyes2000 Joined Thu 11/08/07 Posts: 1517	Wed 09/12/12 06:29 PM
I'm still waiting for the punchline

singmesweet Joined Mon 07/28/08 Posts: 26661	Wed 09/12/12 10:05 PM
very easily ... how?

wux Joined Wed 07/29/09 Posts: 7426	Thu 09/13/12 06:38 AM Edited by wux on Thu 09/13/12 06:47 AM
The owner of a man is that woman, man, or legal entity of personal identity, who holds the ownership certificate to the man. In case the man is a bigamist, and he is part-owned by two women, he must be evenly split between the wives in case of divorce. The man can sell himself to slavery. This may take several legal forms; such as signing an army enrollment form, getting into a deal of exchange of equally valuable items with the Devil(), or by signing a marriage certificate before a government-accredited officiant and an appropriate number of witnesses with a woman or two. A man may be owned by a bank, by an employer, or by a prison guard, be the PG an officially appointed keeper, or a private collector, who keeps his specimen locked up in his soundproof basement. Sometimes a man is owned by an idea, such as the ideals of Marxism-Leninism, or of the Christian Faith, or of NeoNazi Nationalistic tendencies. Sometimes a whole country is owned by its leader, such as Khmer Rouge, or Nero's Roma, or G.W. Bush's America. In these instances the owner can do any evil to the coutry he owns, without punity of any sort. In some rare instances a man can be owned by a Taiwanese whooping mouse, or by an inaccessibility report filed in the local vehicle driver's licence issuing office. These instances are rare, but much more common than the common man with common knowledge would imagine. () Equal-value exchanges may include, but are not restricted to, the following, as examples: 1. The man's soul for havign sex with Katherine Hepbourne. 2. The man's soul for getting a promotion to head the branch office in Honolulu, Hawaii. 3. The man's soul for allegedly everlasting young life with a virile sexual drive (be careful, this is almost always a trap). 4. The man's soul for a bowl of soup. 5. The man's soul in exchange for the soup bowl. 6. The man's soul in exchange for two numbers of the seven, which are needed to win the superbowl lottery. 7. The man's soul along with 40,000,000 souls of other fans, to get the Cubs win the cup.

Rawrr_Girl Joined Sun 10/04/09 Posts: 4431	Thu 09/13/12 07:05 AM
I should think men have a hard enough time trying to put up with a mother-in-law they don't really like. . These poor men.

wux Joined Wed 07/29/09 Posts: 7426	Thu 09/13/12 07:11 AM
I should think men have a hard enough time trying to put up with a mother-in-law they don't really like. . These poor men. The mother-in-law owns the man by proxy. Her daughter owns him by proximity.