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Edited by
Mark_the_Man
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Mon 11/11/13 01:44 PM
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Alright, you all know the drill- I'm good looking and I know it, but in order to fuel my ego for the day I demand at least six good comments, including one or two particularly desperate ones talking about a deep and heartfelt longing for a man of my stature. I'll make a pretense of humility by saying something like, "I know I'm a little skinny but..." so you don't feel inhibited by my rampant narcissism and ease my 'troubled' soul with sweet nothings about how hot I am. Since that's clearly what matters most. It should be obvious since I haven't written anything about myself in my profile and I just have scantily clad pics up. I'm basically getting ready for a fully-fledged career in super-modeling and you're my helpful minions, getting me ready for a long and illustrious career in self-glorification at whoever's expense however it has to be done.
As for you naysayers? Screw you. Cheers, Mark |
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Good lord, just by that post alone, I think you're fabulous....
 
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Edited by
Mark_the_Man
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Mon 11/11/13 02:31 PM
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Oh, I think he caught the sarcasm, lol. Hey guy, whoever you are. It's totally cool. I didn't make the sarcasm as obvious as I could I suppose.
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I love your pics - a really good selection and relaxed looking.
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Aw, thanks Ali Lou. Lol, your response is the exact opposite of what this post intended to begin with but still, that's so sweet of you to say! =)
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Well, you know, I am looking for my next baby daddy, and I want to make sure my kids are tall so... lol
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Ever the helpful minion, if felt called upon to react.
However much I'd love to boost your super modelling career, I cannot support that decision. It will lead to destruction of your ever so carefully nurtured and meticulously built up narcissistic ego. Someone has to break the news, so it will be this humble minion; you are too tall to be a successful super model. (Please don't shoot the messenger). I advice you pursue a career in acting, particularly theater. Not only your physical height, but also your writing skills and remarkable wit make you stand out in the (Mingle) crowd I wish you good luck on Mingle and may you find the one you're looking for. If the age of 47 is acceptable for 'the one', I would humbly like to apply for the opening. |
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OMG the devil made me do this. Your ravishing young form has crushed my virtue and taken me over to the dark side. I am forever your slave and all that I have is yours my darling.
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ROFLMBO!!!!!!!' . . . Bumping your thread because you are a lot of fun. Glad you hang out in the forums. Don't run off when some sweet young thang steals your heart. |
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OMG the devil made me do this. Your ravishing young form has crushed my virtue and taken me over to the dark side. I am forever your slave and all that I have is yours my darling. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ROFLMBO!!!!!!!' . . . Bumping your thread because you are a lot of fun. Glad you hang out in the forums. Don't run off when some sweet young thang steals your heart. ^^^ The Lady has spoken,  good for you Mark
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OMG the devil made me do this. Your ravishing young form has crushed my virtue and taken me over to the dark side. I am forever your slave and all that I have is yours my darling. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ROFLMBO!!!!!!!' . . . Bumping your thread because you are a lot of fun. Glad you hang out in the forums. Don't run off when some sweet young thang steals your heart. ^^^ The Lady has spoken, good for you Mark Well, he is easy on the eyes.... |
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Edited by
Mark_the_Man
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Thu 11/14/13 11:23 PM
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OMG the devil made me do this. Your ravishing young form has crushed my virtue and taken me over to the dark side. I am forever your slave and all that I have is yours my darling. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ROFLMBO!!!!!!!' . . . Bumping your thread because you are a lot of fun. Glad you hang out in the forums. Don't run off when some sweet young thang steals your heart. Hahaha, high praise indeed, and the feeling is mutual! I don't think you need to worry about me leaving Star, I've gotten dates out of every decent site I've been on except this one so far, lol. So whoever she will be, I doubt she'll threatened by my new friends on here, especially given that they're all wiser, more experienced and cleverer than I. And, you know, more than four hundred miles away in each case. xD and painted.... 
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you're goodlooking..
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OMG the devil made me do this. Your ravishing young form has crushed my virtue and taken me over to the dark side. I am forever your slave and all that I have is yours my darling. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ROFLMBO!!!!!!!' . . . Bumping your thread because you are a lot of fun. Glad you hang out in the forums. Don't run off when some sweet young thang steals your heart. Hahaha, high praise indeed, and the feeling is mutual! I don't think you need to worry about me leaving Star, I've gotten dates out of every decent site I've been on except this one so far, lol. So whoever she will be, I doubt she'll threatened by my new friends on here, especially given that they're all wiser, more experienced and cleverer than I. And, you know, more than four hundred miles away in each case. xD and painted....  
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lol love your intro!
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Hey LadiEs....whT do u thnk bouT mE ♥♥
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Edited by
Leigh2154
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Sat 11/16/13 06:46 AM
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This song gets stuck in my head every time I read the thread title
 ...Thanks Mark I'��m too sexy for my love, too sexy for my love Love's going to leave me I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt So sexy it hurts And I'��m too sexy for Milan too sexy for Milan New York and Japan And I'��m too sexy for your party Too sexy for your party No way I'��m disco dancing I'��m a model you know what I mean And I do my little turn on the catwalk Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah I do my little turn on the catwalk I'��m too sexy for my car too sexy for my car Too sexy by far And I'��m too sexy for my hat Too sexy for my hat what do you think about that I'��m a model you know what I mean And I do my little turn on the catwalk Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah I shake my little tushy on the catwalk I'��m too sexy for my too sexy for my too sexy for my '��Cos I'��m a model you know what I mean And I do my little turn on the catwalk Yeah on the catwalk yeah on the catwalk yeah I shake my little tushy on the catwalk I'��m too sexy for my cat too sexy for my cat Poor ***** poor ***** cat  I'��m too sexy for my love too sexy for my love Love's going to leave me And I'��m too sexy for this song  |
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Alright, you all know the drill- I'm good looking and I know it, but in order to fuel my ego for the day I demand at least six good comments, including one or two particularly desperate ones talking about a deep and heartfelt longing for a man of my stature. I'll make a pretense of humility by saying something like, "I know I'm a little skinny but..." so you don't feel inhibited by my rampant narcissism and ease my 'troubled' soul with sweet nothings about how hot I am. Since that's clearly what matters most. It should be obvious since I haven't written anything about myself in my profile and I just have scantily clad pics up. I'm basically getting ready for a fully-fledged career in super-modeling and you're my helpful minions, getting me ready for a long and illustrious career in self-glorification at whoever's expense however it has to be done. As for you naysayers? Screw you. Cheers, Mark |
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Alright, you all know the drill- I'm good looking and I know it, but in order to fuel my ego for the day I demand at least six good comments, including one or two particularly desperate ones talking about a deep and heartfelt longing for a man of my stature. I'll make a pretense of humility by saying something like, "I know I'm a little skinny but..." so you don't feel inhibited by my rampant narcissism and ease my 'troubled' soul with sweet nothings about how hot I am. Since that's clearly what matters most. It should be obvious since I haven't written anything about myself in my profile and I just have scantily clad pics up. I'm basically getting ready for a fully-fledged career in super-modeling and you're my helpful minions, getting me ready for a long and illustrious career in self-glorification at whoever's expense however it has to be done. As for you naysayers? Screw you. Cheers, Mark The same way anyone would compete with an idiotic egomaniac- enjoy your life and be true to yourself. Works like a charm every time. But I think you already knew that. ;) |
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Alright, you all know the drill- I'm good looking and I know it, but in order to fuel my ego for the day I demand at least six good comments, including one or two particularly desperate ones talking about a deep and heartfelt longing for a man of my stature. I'll make a pretense of humility by saying something like, "I know I'm a little skinny but..." so you don't feel inhibited by my rampant narcissism and ease my 'troubled' soul with sweet nothings about how hot I am. Since that's clearly what matters most. It should be obvious since I haven't written anything about myself in my profile and I just have scantily clad pics up. I'm basically getting ready for a fully-fledged career in super-modeling and you're my helpful minions, getting me ready for a long and illustrious career in self-glorification at whoever's expense however it has to be done. As for you naysayers? Screw you. Cheers, Mark The same way anyone would compete with an idiotic egomaniac- enjoy your life and be true to yourself. Works like a charm every time. But I think you already knew that. ;) 
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Seriously dude?
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