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Topic: physical attraction,,,
Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24648	Wed 09/10/14 07:22 PM
I'm even thinking of beginning my collection of 72 cats to keep me company in my old(er) age. 72 cats?!!!

Serverousprime Joined Tue 08/05/14 Posts: 1502	Wed 09/10/14 07:23 PM
72 cats?!!! Yes...it's the American woman's version of the prized 72 virgins that await Jihadists when we've successfully completed our part in the War of the Sexes. This is NOT common knowledge?!? I think he's just hungry. Well you know how Melmacians can be.

Rock Joined Thu 10/09/08 Posts: 21249	Wed 09/10/14 07:27 PM
1. Hygienic 2. Integrity 3. Free of drug and alcohol addictions .... And, there's now a minimum height requirement. Must be within at least a foot of my height. Sorry, ladies, it's in da rule book.

mrld_ii Joined Thu 05/15/14 Posts: 1410	Wed 09/10/14 07:27 PM
I think he's just hungry. Well you know how Melmacians can be. A male Melmacian who enjoys eating kitties? How odd. Do you think a bunch of kitty-munching male Melmacians have invaded our planet yet? Hey...and old(er) woman can dream, no?

mrld_ii Joined Thu 05/15/14 Posts: 1410	Wed 09/10/14 07:39 PM
.... And, there's now a minimum height requirement. Must be within at least a foot of my height. Sorry, ladies, it's in da rule book. <--- 5'0"...5'1" on good (read: big) hair days. Double AND rumor has it, we simply shrink with age. Triple

Serverousprime Joined Tue 08/05/14 Posts: 1502	Wed 09/10/14 07:43 PM Edited by Serverousprime on Wed 09/10/14 07:44 PM
.... And, there's now a minimum height requirement. Must be within at least a foot of my height. Sorry, ladies, it's in da rule book. If that was in my rule book I'd have to say burn the book, or at least the 150 pages that make up and define that specific rule. Yay for overly complicated rule-books.

Rock Joined Thu 10/09/08 Posts: 21249	Wed 09/10/14 07:44 PM
.... And, there's now a minimum height requirement. Must be within at least a foot of my height. Sorry, ladies, it's in da rule book. <--- 5'0"...5'1" on good (read: big) hair days. Double AND rumor has it, we simply shrink with age. Triple Heels, and we'll call it lobster dinner.

mrld_ii Joined Thu 05/15/14 Posts: 1410	Wed 09/10/14 07:51 PM
@ rock: YAY-NESS!!! Wiggle room in Da Rules!!! I've got over 15 pairs of platformed heels, guaranteed to add 6"... ...AND I was the queen of Big Hair in the 80s. I'll fit right in, in Texas, no?

fleta_n_mach Joined Tue 06/24/14 Posts: 3510	Wed 09/10/14 07:53 PM
Bibs! Yes!... beach gets into big hair and hats. I probably had over 72 birds at once. I disliked incubating, I found. Hand brooding was fun. Rules? I'm within requirements, another YAY!

Rock Joined Thu 10/09/08 Posts: 21249	Wed 09/10/14 07:55 PM
@ rock: YAY-NESS!!! Wiggle room in Da Rules!!! I've got over 15 pairs of platformed heels, guaranteed to add 6"... ...AND I was the queen of Big Hair in the 80s. I'll fit right in, in Texas, no? How very fortunate for us. I've always been a fan of 1980s big hair.

Awatersign Joined Wed 01/22/14 Posts: 3185	Wed 09/10/14 09:09 PM
what are the three things you are easily attracted to man/woman? 1. i am attracted to a man who have a very clean fingers and toe nails 2, who can carry himself well on whatever occasion or situation he is 3. and have a beautiful pair of teeth Ok,good attitude,a good sense of humor or just have one,physical? Pretty eyes and thick thighs,I know you. Said 3,but the eyes and thighs go together since it's only 3 lol!

lovingmesweetly Joined Tue 09/09/14 Posts: 7	Wed 09/10/14 10:18 PM
if she has a pulse.. ... and no cheess.. between her toes. ... teeth are optional... ... I'm not too picky about hair either.. .... as long as you get the odd straggler.... .. and hygiene you must bathe at least twice a year... oh wow ! lol

minwa Joined Tue 09/09/14 Posts: 3	Thu 09/11/14 12:34 AM
1) Personality 2) Wit 3) long legs and hair (I gots to be at least somewhat realistic) long legs AND hair, or long hair on legs? lol

FunnyJ Joined Mon 08/25/14 Posts: 426	Thu 09/11/14 12:35 AM Edited by FunnyJ on Thu 09/11/14 12:34 AM
I look for a woman with a wrist band from a hospital (preferably mental) I look for signs of hard drug use. I really want her to bring up her probation, parole officers or court appearance. Within the first few minutes of meeting. What can I say I'm old fashioned.

Rubicat Joined Sun 07/20/14 Posts: 103	Thu 09/11/14 01:13 AM
1.Sense of humour 2.Expert Kisser 3.Great Hygiene 4.Great Manners

luvmeforlife Joined Wed 11/06/13 Posts: 700	Thu 09/11/14 05:01 AM
1. Bond hair 2. Blue eyes 3. Smile

eric22t Joined Wed 08/13/14 Posts: 27928	Thu 09/11/14 05:13 AM
1 bartending skills 2 cooking skills 3 nymphomania

Angelaine Joined Fri 08/29/14 Posts: 9	Fri 09/12/14 05:00 AM
1. Athletic bod..not the Hulk type but muscular. 2. Strong, well groomed hands 3. Shiny well groomed hair, nice teeth and He should smell gorgeous!!! Not too much to ask is it :-)

Justfun_1 Joined Tue 07/23/13 Posts: 698	Fri 09/12/14 05:08 AM
1.Beautiful eyes 2.Amazing smile 3.Flirty,funny,and sensual personality with an Australian accent,and i'm weak at the knees

Cainam762 Joined Fri 08/29/14 Posts: 119	Fri 09/12/14 05:08 AM
This is great. just the type of advice I need.. I was told yesterday I needed " re-modelling and Manscaping"... I don't even know what that means...LOL