put's.. a death grip on his Kleenex box...mmmmmm..lol

Set another plate, I'll bring the dessert....

Morning (((Mr. and Mrs.Joe!)))

And thats why your awesome and thats all any man could ask for.
(((((Leigh)))))

yeah .not just Leigh..but all these women.. just seem too good to be true..hmm.... so why is it... they're all single..?.. for the most part...
. can it really be us men! are that" "bad".. so what happens.?..
how does all this goodness just disappear.. what can we as men..
do to keep this from repeating..
.. what oceans must we cross.
what mountains must we climb..
. how many dragons.. need to be slain.
... in order for us to keep and deserve your respect....hmm....

.

nah...one man is enough Crystal. .I might run out of recipe. .lol

Is it true women like Australian men because they like to go down under lmao

All of them..... Even if we aren't Chuck Norris we should at least make the attempt.

Lmao

I don't think so...cause I love the view on top.,lol

Hahahahahahaha..
Now I've been down under, but don't think I've been down under ... although.. no wait... I'm gonna shut up now.. fast!

Doh... now I'm thinking of Andy ... He was hawt .. and nuts about me .. Why was I so stupid back then?

Honestly? I think cos women in general get their chit sussed before men do, age-wise I mean...
Often men in our own age range don't get us or can't give us what we need emotionally, mentally etc etc. Older men often do, but then we often don't want a man that's some 20 years older. I know I don't, no offense to anyone.
Plus lots of women do well on their own, cos they do have their chit sussed. I know I don't need a relationship in order to be happy. I'd like a relationship, but that's totally different from needing one.

So all in all, I think many women these days choose to remain on their own. I think less and less women are prepared to settle for 'less' so to speak.

Also I've found in those 2,5 years that I'm single, that often men my age are either still in a relationship or only recently divorced and no where near being over that. Meaning I'd have to go mid-fifties and up or late 30-early 40. Neither appeal much to me.

.. you have no problems keeping a man happy... seriously no..problem .at all... ..
. I mean I would imagine you don't have a problem.... just by reading your profile.. and staring at your pictures.. I mean viewing your pictures..lol... oh and that sound you heard outside your window last night...hmm.. wasn't me..

Wot? You mean that was ... you?!?!
I've heard it's real healthy to sleep with the window open ... I might give that a whirl tonight

((((((Pauly))))))

Hey, thanks D :-)....But first of all, we're not ALL single and second, it takes two to make em and two to break em....Maintaining love is and always will be a two way street....And explain what you mean by repeating...Just what the hell did you do to her anyway!?!

it's interesting that you use the macho type things like slaying dragons etc. I have a theory --- just a theory .. that males are the hunters. They like the conquest but they don't like the next part.
Everyday life is just too boring for men. They don't want to be reminded to take out the garbage or when the phone bill is due. So they look about for adventure.
They look on their partner as boring and from there it is all going to crapsville in a hurry....

you're absolutely right..^^. everyday life is boring.... we used to have purpose.. build a castle.. surrounded with. amote..... fortify the garrison..
. bring in provisions.... make weapons..
.. patrol our land... keep it free from those who wish to take our possessions.... we are not cut out for the mundane... the everyday..
.. the maker new this...
. that's why he created woman..

Well, that's why you shouldn't pamper them too much, not run after them with their slippers, beers, coffees and maybe even bog-roll!
Men generally want to conquer, feel masculine, want to give to their woman, please her. Make him feel he has to conquer you again and again and again. So making yourself their maid is the most stupid thing you can do ... As long as he feels there's still a challenge ... So give him the friggin challenge!
Best thing I've ever read is to keep a relationship alive and kicking, you should keep doing the things you used to do when you were still dating. Meaning: don't get in a rut, don't take each other for granted, keep taking care of yourself so you feel good etc etc.
Most people seem to get in a rut once they move in together and the sparks & dust settle a bit, and can't ever get out of that rut no more. So make sure you don't get into a rut! A bit of a comfort-zone is cool, but don't make the entire relationship comfort-zone!!

Last week I read something in a magazine... ppl that had been together for some time started to send each other spicy Whatsapps, sometimes with piccies. They didn't do that every day, maybe once a fortnight. And what was described turned me on on the spot ... and I was in the dentist's waiting room, waiting to have a cavity filled, go figure.. it was THAT hawt! LOL
I'm defo gonna stick that in my portfolio for the next Mr Crystal, haha

* Dang, thinking about that article, what that woman's man texted her, has got me going again *
Oh dear..

So, who will keep the house clean and take care of the baby? Do I get a nanny and a cleaning lady so I can get a job and go out on dates and have fun? This is just not realistic...unless you happen to be a movie star.