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Topic: . how do you keep a man happy..?
Leigh2154 Joined Sun 10/02/11 Posts: 16479	Sun 02/15/15 03:05 PM
Rachael Ray in the kitchen, Jenna Jameson in the bedroom....

kc0003 Joined Fri 05/11/07 Posts: 26382	Sun 02/15/15 03:11 PM
Rachael Ray in the kitchen, Jenna Jameson in the bedroom.... ...and norah jones at the piano.

Leigh2154 Joined Sun 10/02/11 Posts: 16479	Sun 02/15/15 03:13 PM
Rachael Ray in the kitchen, Jenna Jameson in the bedroom.... ...and norah jones at the piano. Norah ... Hey Kev!! :-))

Estelle79 Joined Thu 09/11/14 Posts: 1452	Sun 02/15/15 03:14 PM
Men also want women to be a flower arrangement in the living room, and the Virgin Mary in public.

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24661	Sun 02/15/15 03:15 PM
Is a bj out of the question?

kc0003 Joined Fri 05/11/07 Posts: 26382	Sun 02/15/15 03:16 PM
Rachael Ray in the kitchen, Jenna Jameson in the bedroom.... ...and norah jones at the piano. Norah ... Hey Kev!! :-)) hi you...

Leigh2154 Joined Sun 10/02/11 Posts: 16479	Sun 02/15/15 03:19 PM Edited by Leigh2154 on Sun 02/15/15 03:28 PM
Men also want women to be a flower arrangement in the living room, and the Virgin Mary in public. No, wait!!!..... Hey Violet!....Whadayawant Rose?...Your old man wants ya ta bring him a beer!...Tell him to kiss my lilly white aster Rose..... Hey Estelle!

catinidaho Joined Fri 10/24/14 Posts: 10681	Sun 02/15/15 03:53 PM
I would do just about anything for the right man, my man. That is not sarcasm.

HoneyFly Joined Mon 01/27/14 Posts: 1962	Sun 02/15/15 03:55 PM
Tell him that he hungs like a walrus.

Hightrek Joined Mon 05/05/08 Posts: 415	Sun 02/15/15 04:01 PM
Burgers, scrambled eggs, roses, and Shakespeare sonnets.

tealbreeze Joined Sun 02/08/15 Posts: 2279	Sun 02/15/15 04:14 PM
eh, I was super woman and wonder women. I learned you have to dumb it down.

realcarebear Joined Sat 12/07/13 Posts: 6876	Sun 02/15/15 04:18 PM
I just tell him exactly what will make me happy! Then he doesn't have to guess and when I'm happy....he's happy!

unknown_romeo Joined Wed 03/26/14 Posts: 7691	Sun 02/15/15 05:35 PM
I just tell him exactly what will make me happy! Then he doesn't have to guess and when I'm happy....he's happy! Aww that's cute

1j9b6c5 Joined Wed 11/05/08 Posts: 3954	Sun 02/15/15 05:37 PM
Apart from the BJ we weren't allowed to mention? I think just let him carry the masculine in the relationship and I will carry the feminine. Meaning I won't try to change him, nag etc. And no, I won't be his personal maid and slave, running after him with beers, coffee and whatnot. I will at least try to be a woman he will and can respect, cos that will make him happy. If he wants a puppy dog that follows him around, he can get himself a puppy :) This is the abridged version, lol, basically him treating and loving me like a goddess, me treating and loving him like a god. Occasionally glued together but not all the time. I need my own personal time, and I gather he will do as well. So he can go to the pub with his mates, or watch sports or whatever while I paint or hang out with my friends. And when I feel like it, I may surprise the man I love with a chair & lap-dance. As long as he keeps me happy that way as well.. the sky's the limit I was gonna PM, but no bj's? You won't shower me with beers. No coffee? How do you tie a wat knot? Okay, but I don't think you'll get the same satisfaction out of a lap dance from me. Sigh.. if this appeals to you and you can handle this... send me a PM

lionsbrew Joined Tue 08/22/06 Posts: 14232	Sun 02/15/15 05:42 PM
I've been single so long now I don't think I even know the things a woman would need to do to keep me happy. I guess she will have to figure it out for both of us.

Jesusprincessmt Joined Fri 06/21/13 Posts: 11882	Sun 02/15/15 05:45 PM
It has been a long time since I have done a lap dance. I wonder if I am still flexible enough. Haha.

no1phD Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 27442	Sun 02/15/15 05:47 PM
so I guess at the end of the day, we're all looking for the same thing.. .. to give and receive respect.. . to honor and to be honored.. .. to know that we are more important than shoes and beer.. .. and to know... when you arrive home... there is someone there who truly only wants, to have you! be happy....ohh.. and mind blowing sex wouldn't hurt either... but not just sex... that deep intense passionate lovemaking... that you can only get from somebody who truly truly cares for you....yes..

lionsbrew Joined Tue 08/22/06 Posts: 14232	Sun 02/15/15 05:49 PM
It has been a long time since I have done a lap dance. I wonder if I am still flexible enough. Haha. You can practice on me if you'ld like.

1j9b6c5 Joined Wed 11/05/08 Posts: 3954	Sun 02/15/15 05:56 PM
It has been a long time since I have done a lap dance. I wonder if I am still flexible enough. Haha. Please forgive me my fantasies Princess. And...well...thank you.

Jesusprincessmt Joined Fri 06/21/13 Posts: 11882	Sun 02/15/15 06:01 PM
I like to please my man, but I am not his slave. I want him to like to please me also. It has to be a two way street