Topic: . how do you keep a man happy..?
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Sun 02/15/15 02:00 PM


I obviously have never done anything to keep a man happy. I now believe they are happy only when life is easy and they got beer, music, fast food, drugs, and random hoes. That is the only time I see men act happy. They are not happy if they ever have to work, grocery shop, clean, communicate with their spouse, call when they're late, keep promises, stop lying...I think I will never get married, it would be hell to marry a man who complains non stop and is never happy.
..aww.. sounds like you have just had . bad luck in making good choices..in.men... believe me there are lot more.. good well balanced men out there... then knucklehead bad guys... it also comes down to how much a woman is . willing to let a man get away with.... and yes there's a fine line between.. ballbusting and being persuasive.... men respond well to reward.... food ,sexs... I'm sure there's a few other ones but I can't think of them right now...lol..ohh


Oopsie I didn't mean "random garden tools"

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Sun 02/15/15 02:02 PM

"Superwoman"

[Verse 1:]
Early in the morning I put breakfast at your table
And make sure that your coffee has it's sugar and cream
Your eggs are overeasy
Your toast unlikely
All that's missing is your morning kiss that used to greet me
Now you say the juice is sour
It used to be so sweet
And I can't help but to wonder if you're talking about me
We don't talk the way we used to talk
It's hurting so deep
I've got my pride
I will not cry
But it's making me weak

[Chorus:]
I'm not your superwoman
I'm not the kind of girl
That you can let down
And think that everything is okay
Boy I am only human
This girl needs more than occasional hugs
As a token of love from you to me

[Verse 2:]
I fought my way through the rush hour trying to make it home just for you
I want to make sure that your dinner will be waiting for you
But when you get there you just tell me
You're not hungry at all
You said you'd rather read the paper
And you don't want to talk
You like to think that I'm just crazy
When I say that you've changed
I'm convinced I know the problem
You don't love me the same
You're just going through the motions
And you're not being fair
I've got my pride
I will not cry
Still I can't help but care

[Chorus:]
I'm not your superwoman
I'm not the kind of girl
That you can let down
And think that everything is okay
Boy I am only human
This girl needs more than occasional hugs as a token of love from you to me

I'm not your superwoman
I'm not the kind of girl
That you can let down
And think that everything is okay
Boy I am only human
This girl needs more than occasional hugs as a token of love from you to me

[Bridge:]
Oooh, baby
Look into the corners of your mind
I'll always be there for you through good and bad times
But I can't be the superwoman that you want me to be
I'll give my everlasting love if you'll return love to me

[Chorus:]
I'm not your superwoman
I'm not the kind of girl
That you can let down

Oh!
If you feel it in your heart
And you understand me
Stop right where you are
Everybody sing along with me
(Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo...)
I'm the kind of girl that can treat you so sweet
But you got to realize that you got to be sweeter to me
I need love
I need just your love

[Chorus:]
I'm not your superwoman
I'm not the kind of girl
That you can let down
And think that everything is okay
Boy I am only human
This girl needs more than occasional hugs as a token of love from you to me

For estelle .. This song reminds me of you .. Don't give up on love or men .. Just give up on men who don't know how to appreciate you or return love :-)

Blondey, what's the latest on the Whales

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Sun 02/15/15 02:03 PM

Lol...I can't say I do anything special...any time I'm with a guy I care about he gets treated like a king...I just be myself...haven't had to many complaints...:wink:
.aww.. everything you do is special...flowerforyou

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Sun 02/15/15 02:06 PM
No1, I�m doing everything wrong - because I wouldn�t been single, but ok, that�s what I do to keep my singleness (and it�s not a joke, I swear :tongue: ):
- I�m always honest, not brutally, just kindly honest and never lie
- never cheat, when I�m with someone, he�s the only one, I can have million male friends but only strict friends. He is my star. And everybody else will be well aware of it
- I�ll always support him - if I don�t think something�s right, I�ll tell him honestly what I think - never lie, never pretend - but he can be sure, he�ll have my full support in everything and I�ll never let him down
- I�ll never try to change him - belive that love is accepting the other one just as he is. If I once decide that I can be with him, I�ll accept him with everything he is, good or bad. If I can�t do that, I won�t be with him
- I belive, he is a human being capable of deeper emotions, not only something between his legs or good looks
- I respect him until he proves me that i shouldn�t
- I never play games - unless we both are aware that it is just a game - and we both enjoy it - some fun and humor is a must :smile:
- in some other aspects blushing I was told that no other is like me

So all my exes come back - but it�s always too late and from the best guys I ever met in my life, are my friends - don�t know why what I must have doing something wrong what

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Sun 02/15/15 02:10 PM

.. so ladies.. you seem to have all the answers... so tell us men what it is you do to keep us happy...
here's your chance to tell us all those little things.. that you do for us on a daily basis... that we seem oblivious too.... so what do you do... and what have you done to keep a man happy..
Hmm..lol


Upon waking, hold his face and tell him how much I love that he choose me. Tell him he would look better with the grey tie than the orange one. Tell him to have a wonderful day. Appreciate every min. he is with me. That is just a start. Help him be happy, just as he would help me enjoy life. Laugh, love and relax at the end of the day.

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Sun 02/15/15 02:14 PM
Surprise him by knitting a sweater for his beer.

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Sun 02/15/15 02:15 PM
Estelle it seems you've only been involved with rifraafs & not real classy quality men...

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Sun 02/15/15 02:16 PM

Surprise him by knitting a sweater for his beer.


Lmao :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

you could also make him a willy warmer rofl surprised

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Sun 02/15/15 02:16 PM
Edited by no1phD on Sun 02/15/15 02:14 PM
see men.. this is what makes women so beautiful.. they take care of us..they are giving and nurturing.... they always put themselves last .. that's why, they make such great mothers..

... but they need and deserve something in return.... they need us to care.. to pay attention.... to participate.... full heartedly...
.yes... women.. we men are truly blessed.... until we do something stupid to piss you off...lol..:wink:

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Sun 02/15/15 02:16 PM

Surprise him by knitting a sweater for his beer.
rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

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Sun 02/15/15 02:35 PM


Surprise him by knitting a sweater for his beer.


Lmao :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

you could also make him a willy warmer rofl surprised


This is getting kinky but..I think it would be possible to line it with cashmere and silk inside and out...it would need to be elasticated somehow to allow for changes to occur...

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Sun 02/15/15 02:36 PM

I had a dream last night joe .. I dreamed I was walking on the beach with the dogs and someone else whose face I couldn't see. Suddenly there was a silence and I could no longer hear the familiar calls of the sea. I turned and the sea had receded as far as the equator . I just remember calling he dogs and yelling to run .. After that I don't remember what happened. Hopefully not a premonition . Now I will be watching the tide .. Laughing .




It was that Dude with the mask from the Halloween movies surprised

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Sun 02/15/15 02:37 PM

I obviously have never done anything to keep a man happy. I now believe they are happy only when life is easy and they got beer, music, fast food, drugs, and random hoes. That is the only time I see men act happy. They are not happy if they ever have to work, grocery shop, clean, communicate with their spouse, call when they're late, keep promises, stop lying...I think I will never get married, it would be hell to marry a man who complains non stop and is never happy.
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Why don't you start a new site Estelle.. a man haters site

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Sun 02/15/15 02:37 PM

I had a dream last night joe .. I dreamed I was walking on the beach with the dogs and someone else whose face I couldn't see. Suddenly there was a silence and I could no longer hear the familiar calls of the sea. I turned and the sea had receded as far as the equator . I just remember calling he dogs and yelling to run .. After that I don't remember what happened. Hopefully not a premonition . Now I will be watching the tide .. Laughing .

I haven't had a nightmare for a while but now that you mention it lmao
Thanks, I'll tell you what it was tomorrowohwell

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Sun 02/15/15 02:40 PM



Surprise him by knitting a sweater for his beer.


Lmao :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

you could also make him a willy warmer rofl surprised


This is getting kinky but..I think it would be possible to line it with cashmere and silk inside and out...it would need to be elasticated somehow to allow for changes to occur...


Lmao rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

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Sun 02/15/15 02:40 PM

Surprise him by knitting a sweater for his beer.


Now you're talkin'. Some fellows would really appreciate your thoughtful gesture. :thumbsup:

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Sun 02/15/15 02:41 PM

I presume you mean him and not the dog.

We had a dog when we were kids. It got fed better than us.
Seriously, the dog lived on steak.
While we were left with pies and other such delicaciesohwell

Well, tis the same with us.
The dog eats better than anyone, only likes meat, or pizza.
We scramble to give her what she wants.
She eats before we do.

If the food budget is blown before the end of the month you
can be sure SHE never goes without :-)

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Sun 02/15/15 02:42 PM
Apart from the BJ we weren't allowed to mention?
I think just let him carry the masculine in the relationship and I will carry the feminine. Meaning I won't try to change him, nag etc.
And no, I won't be his personal maid and slave, running after him with beers, coffee and whatnot. I will at least try to be a woman he will and can respect, cos that will make him happy. If he wants a puppy dog that follows him around, he can get himself a puppy :)

This is the abridged version, lol, basically him treating and loving me like a goddess, me treating and loving him like a god. Occasionally glued together love blushing but not all the time. I need my own personal time, and I gather he will do as well. So he can go to the pub with his mates, or watch sports or whatever while I paint or hang out with my friends.

And when I feel like it, I may surprise the man I love with a chair & lap-dance. As long as he keeps me happy that way as well.. the sky's the limit :angel:

Sigh.. if this appeals to you and you can handle this... send me a PM :tongue:

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Sun 02/15/15 02:49 PM
can't..race to the private message board fast enough..drool ..

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Sun 02/15/15 02:53 PM

can't..race to the private message board fast enough..drool ..

:angel:
I was gonna say, my mailbox is ready for you, but that would sound a tad provocative now wouldn't it? Okay, not a tad, very much so blushing