100% FREE ONLINE DATING
sponsored links
Previous
| Topic: I'm screwed..... | |
|---|---|
|
|
 I got a pillow..... 
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
I got a bottle of wine.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Hummm I have a printer and a whole bunch of stuff on the shelves guess I could throw it all at him.. wait wait I have a lighter there too.... hehehehe I will set him on fire...
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
I would use my fists & the immense force my arms generate....besides that Its obvious to See the zombie is weak
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
  I'm good. How could he resist Dolly???? |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
I usually shoot zombies in the head.. It seems to work in the movies.
|
|
|
|
|
|
Edited by
mightymoe
on
Mon 03/16/15 07:29 PM
|
|
say hello to my little friend... |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
I'm good. How could he resist Dolly???? I like this answer.. 
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
If somebody comes to my door looking like this...
I wouldn't be looking for a weapon... I'd be looking for a First Aid Kit! 
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
If somebody comes to my door looking like this... I wouldn't be looking for a weapon... I'd be looking for a First Aid Kit! Douse him with alcohol. Ooooh...he'd be squealin like a pig. |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
A massage chair...I could whack him with it...or relax him...
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
If somebody comes to my door looking like this... I wouldn't be looking for a weapon... I'd be looking for a First Aid Kit! then you and him would be going to your next door neighbors looking for some brains ala cart... 
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
If somebody comes to my door looking like this... I wouldn't be looking for a weapon... I'd be looking for a First Aid Kit! Douse him with alcohol. Ooooh...he'd be squealin like a pig. And while he is squealing.....remember to light the match before the alcohol dries up! |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
If somebody comes to my door looking like this... I wouldn't be looking for a weapon... I'd be looking for a First Aid Kit! Douse him with alcohol. Ooooh...he'd be squealin like a pig. And while he is squealing.....remember to light the match before the alcohol dries up! That would be painful.. |
|
|
|
|
|
Edited by
DadCat
on
Mon 03/16/15 08:07 PM
|
|
A massage chair...I could whack him with it...or relax him... We should team up as I have a bottle of massage oil. Oh wait, that's on my right. I have my cell on the left. We could let him talk to my ex gf... 
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
I'd run it through the head with this 6' tree branch/bird stand. Minus the bird.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
If somebody comes to my door looking like this... I wouldn't be looking for a weapon... I'd be looking for a First Aid Kit! Douse him with alcohol. Ooooh...he'd be squealin like a pig. And while he is squealing.....remember to light the match before the alcohol dries up! That would be painful.. not to a zombie... \ Remember, they are zombies, people.. don't play, talk, chitchat, or even be nice, just take them out, quickly! this can save your life one day... 
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
If somebody comes to my door looking like this... I wouldn't be looking for a weapon... I'd be looking for a First Aid Kit! Douse him with alcohol. Ooooh...he'd be squealin like a pig. And while he is squealing.....remember to light the match before the alcohol dries up! That would be painful.. not to a zombie... \ Remember, they are zombies, people.. don't play, talk, chitchat, or even be nice, just take them out, quickly! this can save your life one day... I remembered that we are talking about a zombie.....or I would never be so cruel! It is just not me....not cruel, wicked maybe!  
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
If somebody comes to my door looking like this... I wouldn't be looking for a weapon... I'd be looking for a First Aid Kit! Douse him with alcohol. Ooooh...he'd be squealin like a pig. And while he is squealing.....remember to light the match before the alcohol dries up! That would be painful.. Wicked is good not to a zombie... \ Remember, they are zombies, people.. don't play, talk, chitchat, or even be nice, just take them out, quickly! this can save your life one day... I remembered that we are talking about a zombie.....or I would never be so cruel! It is just not me....not cruel, wicked maybe! |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
If somebody comes to my door looking like this... I wouldn't be looking for a weapon... I'd be looking for a First Aid Kit! Douse him with alcohol. Ooooh...he'd be squealin like a pig. And while he is squealing.....remember to light the match before the alcohol dries up! That would be painful.. not to a zombie... \ Remember, they are zombies, people.. don't play, talk, chitchat, or even be nice, just take them out, quickly! this can save your life one day... I remembered that we are talking about a zombie.....or I would never be so cruel! It is just not me....not cruel, wicked maybe! 
|
|
|
|
|
