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I don't know if you guys noticed or not, but women have a lot of strange habits that make them seem more like Martians than even us guys.
First of all, have you ever noticed how every two second they are flicking their heads to the side. Either they want you to notice their long silky gorgeous curls or they were just born with an evil twitch. Second, have you ever noticed how they seem disinterested in every thing you have to say, but the minute they start talking they accuse you of not listening, even if you are staring directly into their big brown peepers. Third, have you ever noticed how they will wear a blouse that shows off so much cleavage that you almost pass out. I mean she's got it so that those gigantic puppies are just about dangling in your lap, then she acts all indignant and hurt and asks if you are staring at her breasts. Fourth, have you ever noticed how they will suddenly accuse themselves out loud of being too fat by a half a pound or two, then say they couldn't possibly give you any sex because they don't feel comfortable with the way they look. Fifth, they will tell you to leave the living room because they don't think you will like the movie they are going to watch. When you tell them they have already seen 'Shakespeare in love' thirty-one times, they will tell you the best time to see it is number thirty-two. |
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and your point is??
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He's not listening
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No to all 5. I don't do any of those
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Nope haven't noticed but then I am not that kind of "PLAYER" female. If that is what drives you crazy you have to decide if it is a good crazy or just crazy. Hint it is the later.
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have you ever noticed how every two second they are flicking their heads to the side. No. I've never tried picking up chicks in an epileptic narcotics anonymous meeting though. have you ever noticed how they seem disinterested in every thing you have to say No. I can say interesting things. the minute they start talking they accuse you of not listening, even if you are staring directly into their big brown peepers. Are you listening? Staring at someone doesn't mean you're listening to them and may be an indication you aren't listening. Look at their mouth, and their eyes, look around their face as though you are looking for different facial expressions to round out what she's talking about, react to what they're saying with body language, look away and then look back quickly as though you are returning to the story or whatever. There's enough hints to at least fake it. Just staring at someone can be creepy. She might not "really" be asking "are you listening" so much as saying "I need to break this tension that you are staring at me, so I am going to put you on the spot and make you feel as uncomfortable as you staring at me." have you ever noticed how they will wear a blouse that shows off so much cleavage that you almost pass out. Their cleavage is so big I almost pass out? No. But I don't drive a mini? I have a truck? We can store them in the back and have plenty of cabin space? have you ever noticed how they will suddenly accuse themselves out loud of being too fat by a half a pound or two, then say they couldn't possibly give you any sex because they don't feel comfortable with the way they look. No. I've never really had that happen to me. That's why you carry a knife. they will tell you to leave the living room because they don't think you will like the movie they are going to watch. When you tell them they have already seen 'Shakespeare in love' thirty-one times, they will tell you the best time to see it is number thirty-two. If I have known them long enough that we live together or she feels comfortable telling me to leave her alone in a room then why wouldn't I trust the movie decisions she makes for herself? Is my life so empty, and am I so poor, that I can only afford to sit in front of the t.v. so it hurts when she wants to use it for herself? |
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have you ever noticed how every two second they are flicking their heads to the side. No. I've never tried picking up chicks in an epileptic narcotics anonymous meeting though. have you ever noticed how they seem disinterested in every thing you have to say No. I can say interesting things. the minute they start talking they accuse you of not listening, even if you are staring directly into their big brown peepers. Are you listening? Staring at someone doesn't mean you're listening to them and may be an indication you aren't listening. Look at their mouth, and their eyes, look around their face as though you are looking for different facial expressions to round out what she's talking about, react to what they're saying with body language, look away and then look back quickly as though you are returning to the story or whatever. There's enough hints to at least fake it. Just staring at someone can be creepy. She might not "really" be asking "are you listening" so much as saying "I need to break this tension that you are staring at me, so I am going to put you on the spot and make you feel as uncomfortable as you staring at me." have you ever noticed how they will wear a blouse that shows off so much cleavage that you almost pass out. Their cleavage is so big I almost pass out? No. But I don't drive a mini? I have a truck? We can store them in the back and have plenty of cabin space? have you ever noticed how they will suddenly accuse themselves out loud of being too fat by a half a pound or two, then say they couldn't possibly give you any sex because they don't feel comfortable with the way they look. No. I've never really had that happen to me. That's why you carry a knife. they will tell you to leave the living room because they don't think you will like the movie they are going to watch. When you tell them they have already seen 'Shakespeare in love' thirty-one times, they will tell you the best time to see it is number thirty-two. If I have known them long enough that we live together or she feels comfortable telling me to leave her alone in a room then why wouldn't I trust the movie decisions she makes for herself? Is my life so empty, and am I so poor, that I can only afford to sit in front of the t.v. so it hurts when she wants to use it for herself? I don't read your responses in the forums. I doubt I will read your email. I don't care what you have to say. Only what you have said. You must have had a change of heart? |
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I don't know if you guys noticed or not, but women have a lot of strange habits that make them seem more like Martians than even us guys. First of all, have you ever noticed how every two second they are flicking their heads to the side. Either they want you to notice their long silky gorgeous curls or they were just born with an evil twitch. Second, have you ever noticed how they seem disinterested in every thing you have to say, but the minute they start talking they accuse you of not listening, even if you are staring directly into their big brown peepers. Third, have you ever noticed how they will wear a blouse that shows off so much cleavage that you almost pass out. I mean she's got it so that those gigantic puppies are just about dangling in your lap, then she acts all indignant and hurt and asks if you are staring at her breasts. Fourth, have you ever noticed how they will suddenly accuse themselves out loud of being too fat by a half a pound or two, then say they couldn't possibly give you any sex because they don't feel comfortable with the way they look. Fifth, they will tell you to leave the living room because they don't think you will like the movie they are going to watch. When you tell them they have already seen 'Shakespeare in love' thirty-one times, they will tell you the best time to see it is number thirty-two. This must be the part where you determine they are like fine wine and "help my girl be all that she can be". |
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and your point is?? I think his point is that Shakespeare was a "ho" At least that is what I get from this... 
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Okay .. I may occasionally do the breast thing .. But they need airflow My eyes are baby blue :-) one look and men's clothes fall off for no reason .. Men are stranger by far  
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That's right....I'm a male who just replied to a predominantly female topic....what now
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Women are not Martians...
We're Venutians ...  But some people seem to prefer staying in Uranus...
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^ I may borrow your profile headline: "You don't deserve me". That suits me perfectly.
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Submaran, I meant the last post for you
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again never done any of the OP's things.
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well now let me just prop these puppies right up here on the edge of this table and lean in to talk to you
whatcha doing? eyes up here mister that's better now settle yourself cause I gots lots to say since our last 16 text messages and the phone call in the car 
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I don't know if you guys noticed or not, but women have a lot of strange habits that make them seem more like Martians than even us guys. First of all, have you ever noticed how every two second they are flicking their heads to the side. Either they want you to notice their long silky gorgeous curls or they were just born with an evil twitch. Second, have you ever noticed how they seem disinterested in every thing you have to say, but the minute they start talking they accuse you of not listening, even if you are staring directly into their big brown peepers. Third, have you ever noticed how they will wear a blouse that shows off so much cleavage that you almost pass out. I mean she's got it so that those gigantic puppies are just about dangling in your lap, then she acts all indignant and hurt and asks if you are staring at her breasts. Fourth, have you ever noticed how they will suddenly accuse themselves out loud of being too fat by a half a pound or two, then say they couldn't possibly give you any sex because they don't feel comfortable with the way they look. Fifth, they will tell you to leave the living room because they don't think you will like the movie they are going to watch. When you tell them they have already seen 'Shakespeare in love' thirty-one times, they will tell you the best time to see it is number thirty-two. |
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well now let me just prop these puppies right up here on the edge of this table and lean in to talk to you whatcha doing? eyes up here mister that's better now settle yourself cause I gots lots to say since our last 16 text messages and the phone call in the car yes dear. nts look up look up look up |
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Edited by
Pansytilly
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Thu 04/30/15 04:59 AM
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I don't know if you guys noticed or not, but women have a lot of strange habits that make them seem more like Martians than even us guys.
-----whaddaya know...there are female martians...  First of all, have you ever noticed how every two second they are flicking their heads to the side. Either they want you to notice their long silky gorgeous curls or they were just born with an evil twitch. -----that might be to avoid eye contact...either that or she's thinking of becoming a shampoo commercial model...  Second, have you ever noticed how they seem disinterested in every thing you have to say, but the minute they start talking they accuse you of not listening, even if you are staring directly into their big brown peepers. -----staring... blankly?  try blinking.. Third, have you ever noticed how they will wear a blouse that shows off so much cleavage that you almost pass out. I mean she's got it so that those gigantic puppies are just about dangling in your lap, then she acts all indignant and hurt and asks if you are staring at her breasts. -----have you tried to pass out instead...might have a better response  Fourth, have you ever noticed how they will suddenly accuse themselves out loud of being too fat by a half a pound or two, then say they couldn't possibly give you any sex because they don't feel comfortable with the way they look. -----she might just be trying to be nice...instead of saying the real reason why she doesn't want to have sex with the guy in question...  Fifth, they will tell you to leave the living room because they don't think you will like the movie they are going to watch. When you tell them they have already seen 'Shakespeare in love' thirty-one times, they will tell you the best time to see it is number thirty-two. -----she probably wanted the guy to leave the living room for another reason...for the 32nd time... -----sorry folks... i seem to be sleep deprived and coffeed-up...   |
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Hey, I was thinking of answering the troll point by point but you beat me to it. Good attempt.
 
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