-There are the Drunks… mean, sloppy, potty-mouthed, too many high fives, inappropriate, incoherent yet conscious, etc… whatever their particular style.

-There are the entitlement issued….line cutters, unaware of surroundings, loud in sensitive areas (even before they HAVE a drink)

-Cheesy Clowns - Proselytizing Know it Alls –Verbal Judgementalists - Just plain lack of mannerilists (a word because I say so)….etc…etc. (I let obstinate kids off the hook…because they’re kids.)

These are just a few (of many more) that seem to overlap and co-MINGLE.
What is your favorite obnoxious?

....and to my Friends......Let me just get this one out of the way for you..

YOU'RE my favorite OBNOXIOUS Beach. YOU are!!!!

the oblivious....

my friend and I described one of my other friends like this:

let's say that there was a hell of a hailstorm.... we'd be running through it, but definitely getting banged up, but getting through it ok......

now John, of whom we are talking about, smart as a whistle, a great heart, a good guy, but clueless... and luck like you wouldn't believe, (and totally needs every bit of it!) would be walking up to where we are to get inside, ALL the hailstones missing him, just walking through the damn thing, and looks at us puzzled-like, as we are pretty scraped up... what's going on? he says...

we just went through a phukking hailstorm!!! John says "What hailstorm?"

we look at each other, shake our heads......

Not sure whether to be annoyed or envious of your friend Brother V.?

Your point to all this....IS what exactly?

Well..I'm imperfect for head to toe if that makes you feel any better.

Clumsy, Calm and Loving.

Of course, I'm not perfect and I know it, I am in fact a very imperfect from head to toe person. But so what. Nobody's perfect.

Did I mention :Bruta, Ciega, Sordomuda as well. I think I did. Just now.

I don't know what snappy name to gove them, but my "favorites" (i.e. the ones I make useless, but emotionally satisfying voodoo dolls against) are the guys who EVERYONE knows are full of crap, lying like crazy, and cheating non-stop...

.... except, of course, upper management, who keep promoting them and awarding them bonuses.

Sort of like the clueless lucky guy, only these are the impervious swine.

I don't know either....

He was telling me about "The game", as "before" he was terrible with women, and he says he's much better now. He also says that I'm a "natural" I try to explain to him that I just make friends, and I don't like to "play the game" so to speak, as nothing is gained from this, aaand, you'll lose the friends you have once they know they are being played. (very bad).... Bless his big heart, He Invites me to go to Pattaya, Thailand.
I get to Pattaya, and he says, see it's easy! I can pick up women....... I just trail my hand like this, and if they grab it, you're in luck!...You can too! easier than me!.....

I'm thinking... then I speak.... John......... John.... I'm not doing this..... I'm just here to hang with my brotha when you're on free time...

And of-course it is my friend.... you're paying for it... They will be with you, because it's what they do to make their living. Also, they are really good people with really big hearts here, and they like you, for being YOU!



but you are...... paying for it.....and you are making friends! +++! but the most important thing??? is that you're happy, my brotha!

Red Necks

Topic: Favorite Obnoxious?

People who repeat a question, not because they didn't hear you, but because they didn't get the answer they want. Or... They are really asking something else & hope I will volunteer the information.

I think extremists of any kind are my favorite obnoxious ,.whether they be in politics, religion, education or any walk of life.

I try to respect their point of view, but I struggle to tolerate people who trash any view point that doesnt line up with theirs. Grrrrr...

You just described a date sight !

Before I found this one .

Lily white Homies from Des Moines with sideways Dekalb hats wanting me to "hear their flow...YO".

A friend was involved in a fender-bender.
She was looking up her insurance company in the phone book.
Suddenly she threw the book across the room.
"It is NOT there!" she wailed.

"Who are you looking for?" I asked.
"AAA" she says..(triple A.)

So I fetched the phone book, knowing it had to be there, and
sure enough there it was, right up front where you might
expect it to be.

I said "Where were you looking? It is right there.."
"Under the T's" she said.

Oblivious people amuse me greatly, they are my faves :-)

Sorry Beach... you are not my favorite Obnoxious
You are not. obnoxious at all.
Actually you are really a nice guy and funny to boot.

... oh wait... you said "to my friends"

am I a friend?

or a foe?

^^^^ This and ESP religious extremists cos what they do, say, how they think and act is totally NOT congruent with the holy writings they draw their extremism from. So they contradict themselves.

An extremist politician I can understand, appreciate even.

Well pointing out likable and a endearing characteristics after a sort of rant.....How annoying is THAT?

Hhaaa.. Yea, this is rainbows & unicorns & lots of this foo foo sh@t

Heathens & infidels when they crawl out of the woodwork like roaches, screaming 'join us down here'

Thank goodness for spiritual insecticide

Make em say Ye Ye !