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Fri 02/18/11 07:32 PM


K.L.S.
“DREAMING OF WONDERLAND”
OIL ON CANVAS
JUNE 2010
30”X 40”

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Fri 02/18/11 07:07 PM
Brand New * Sowing Season (Yeah!)

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Fri 02/18/11 06:51 PM
I'm proud of you, yes you! You haven't had it easy, life wasn't served to you with a silverspoon. I am proud of who you have become, what you have accomplished. You met struggles and pulled through stronger. When you're down, just remember you're not alone...I am watching. I saw your pain, and the torment of others...even though I wasn't there for you, I wasn't fighting in your corner. I see you now as we have grown and I'm proud of you.

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Mon 02/14/11 02:30 PM
Brand New * Sowing Season (Yeah!)

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Mon 02/14/11 02:28 PM
Bruises, Bloody Nose...and popped ear drums...OH and a $40 concert tee (that should say "I survived") LOL

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Mon 02/14/11 02:00 PM
Deaf & bruised....but man! What a great concert!

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Mon 02/14/11 01:48 PM
Clutch - "50,000 Unstoppable Watts"

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Mon 02/14/11 01:44 PM


What stuff (of yours or of others) have your kids broke?

& If you have a picture please share!!!


LoL!...why would this interest u?


Are you kidding there are websites dedicated to this subject alone. When you're having a lousy day its nice to see you're not alone and its actually pretty laughable.

Try going to sh*tmykidsruined.comlaugh

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Mon 02/14/11 01:39 PM
I didn't do this but it is funny...

A real dink head was harassing me at work and made me cry...so my buddy took a smoke break and dumped an entire bottle of "doe in heat" pee in his unlocked car...the kicker was at lunch we were all sitting around the table eating lunch (jerk included) when my buddy started singing "doe a deer a female deer...ray a drop of golden sun!"

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Sun 02/13/11 09:27 PM
Listening to my head pound...what a crazy concert!!! Got kicked in the head.

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Sat 02/12/11 09:15 PM
MEAT!

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Sat 02/12/11 08:15 PM
Thanks guys! Have a great night!flowerforyou

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Sat 02/12/11 08:14 PM
Edited by TwilightsTwin on Sat 02/12/11 08:14 PM


You'll like this one:

"Whats pink and hangs out men's pants in the morning?"
Hard to get by the dirty thought answer, besides...in the mornings that is saluting...

Otherwise the only answer that I can think of is a pink clothes hanger that his wife/girlfriend hung then on for him because guys do not have pink hangers...lol


the answer is wife/girlfriend/momlaugh doing laundry

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Sat 02/12/11 08:00 PM
311 * Beautiful Disaster

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Sat 02/12/11 07:54 PM


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_iDALjY4QnY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_iDALjY4QnY

Ha ha ha, I used to love that stuff when I was a kid!
I never even heard of it ohwell


Its like slimy playdough but didnt hold its shape

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Sat 02/12/11 07:52 PM
I was banned from another site...LMAO

and Im stay here because its more exciting then reading status updates on FB

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Sat 02/12/11 07:50 PM
Still staring at a can of O.J. because it said "Concentrate"

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Sat 02/12/11 07:46 PM
I remember I had "smell my Gak"

It smelt like peperoni pizza...it was gross. Your hands would smell like it after you played with it.

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Sat 02/12/11 07:44 PM
You'll like this one:

"Whats pink and hangs out men's pants in the morning?"

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Sat 02/12/11 07:42 PM


I can be found where anything cannot; dead men eat me all the time, but if a living man eats me, he'll die.
LOL...I thought you stumped me for a minute... NOTHING
Dead men eat nothing, if a living man eats nothing then he will die...


Right!


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