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Mwah Ha Ha...Revenge!!!
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When I was in college I had a little apartment next to a family whos kids liked to party when their parents were gone.
UNDERAGE + DRINKING = LOUD So one night they were exceptionally loud and I had finals in the morning...Im not the type to snitch and call the cops...so my roommate and I borrowed the 35 gallon garbage can in the hallway filled it halfway (with the shower) and drug it in front of their door and slightly angled it toward the door so it was resting on the doorknob. We left our door open for easy escape....THEN WE KNOCKED AS LOAD AS WE COULD! Then quickly tiptoed back to our darkened apartment and waited. It took them a while to turn off music and compose themselves...they cautiously opened the door and SPLASH!!! 20 gallons of water was now on their floor! Ha Ha explain that to mommy & daddy~! |
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Riddle me this...
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I can be found where anything cannot; dead men eat me all the time, but if a living man eats me, he'll die.
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Riddle me this...
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That would work...or violin.
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Stuff your kids broke!
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He put his sandwich in the VCR
flushed (or tried to) flush all the hand towels feed the fish 2 whole jars of food (they lived) "watered" my plants with febreeze (they died) just to name a few... |
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Remember this?
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I havent seen it in stores for years....prob. contains lead
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Riddle me this...
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oops! sorry guys...youre good you got it!
Next: My voice is tender, my waist is slender and I'm often invited to play. Yet wherever I go I must take my bow or else I have nothing to say. What am I? |
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Mwah Ha Ha...Revenge!!!
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Had an inconsiderate roomate. So, one time when HE crashed out early for work it was around dusk (the light being very similar to dawn). Had the friends hide in my room. Drew all the curtains. Reset all the clocks including his alarm. After we heard him make the coffee and go to shower...we all cracked beers and reset clocks....and were watching Cheers playing a drinking game when he came out dressed for work (9hrs early). Ha Ha nice!!! 
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Mwah Ha Ha...Revenge!!!
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Oh! also when I was a kid we had a mean *** neighbor with a mean *** dog...One day his dog bit me and my cousin and his reaction of "Ha Ha" was more than we could take so...We went fishing all day and collected a large pail of fish. I put this under his front deck (which he used to sit and drink his coffee and curse at us kids). But it had lattice around it so we had to shove them through the holes...LOL. It was a hot summer and his place stunk for 2 weeks! Not only that he would yell at his dog for trying to dig under the deck...I would bust up laughing so hard!
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Mwah Ha Ha...Revenge!!!
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Not really revenge but, in my late teens/early 20s kinda had a party house.(imagine that) We bored out a hole in the top of the medicine cabinet, in the common bathroom. We'd take everthing out and fill it with ping pong balls before any party. (a little surprise for the first "snooper") NICE!!! I was just talking about the "snoopers" to my friend! I was leaving for a week and had a house sitter...I was going to set up my trail cams around the house (which is motion activated) But I never got batteries rounded up...epic fail~! |
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Mwah Ha Ha...Revenge!!!
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I've done plenty...but I grew up with step brothers and a bunch of boy cousins. It was survival!
I put brown playdough in my cousins underwear...his mom thought he crapped his pants. The warm bowl of water trick DOES work, and my step brother peed his pants! I painted my guy friends nails hot pink when he fell asleep at my house. & I used to prank call the crap outta people that annoyed me (back when there was no such thing as caller ID) |
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Riddle me this...
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Take one out and scratch my head,
I am now black but once was red. |
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Riddle me this...
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Yes a stamp is right!
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Stuff your kids broke!
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What stuff (of yours or of others) have your kids broke?
& If you have a picture please share!!! |
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Riddle me this...
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ooooOOooo...you are good!
How about "I travel around the world while staying in one corner" |
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Remember this?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_iDALjY4QnY
Ha ha ha, I used to love that stuff when I was a kid! |
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Riddle me this...
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How about this one?
"Say my name and I am no more." |
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Mwah Ha Ha...Revenge!!!
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Whats the dirtiest, meanest, nastiest thing you've ever done upon someone for revenge???
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Ate wax fruit in Walmart
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Pearl Jam * Soldier of Love
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AnNc3zB2zY |
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Steals newspapers for the coupons.
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