I think I either choked or was hung in a former life. I get positively claustrophobic if anything is tight around my neck. I can't even wear a t-shirt without cringing.

<~~~~~~~~ reading a book, walks into the room, bumps into the wall, readjusts glasses and continues reading....


And WINS!!!!!

1 What's in your wallet?
credit cards, driver's license, pictures

2 What's under your bed? dust

3 What's on that way top shelf or in the very far back of your closet? shoes I never wear, extra blankets

4 What's in your underware drawer? underwear

5 What's in the trunk of your car?
A small table, a blanket, a shoe box, dirt

6 What's in your desk or locker? PAPER! Like a paper warehouse exploded on my desk!!

7 Do you have a super-secret hiding place and what's in it?
Nope. Nothing.

8 Do you feel guilty about something right now, if yes what?
I feel guilty I'm not working.

9 What is the most embarassing thing in your room right now?
Nothing.

10 Have you done something recently you hope no one finds out about?
Nope. I'm boring.

11 What is your last thought before you fall asleep?
I love sleeping with my dogs when they're clean.

12 How long have those leftovers been in the fridge? a day

13 If I confiscated your computer and took a look around....what would I find? A kazillion emails from clients, a folder with funny forwards, and bookmarked book websites (see above: boring)

14 Do you sleep with anything? See above: clean dogs

15 What is your midnight snack weakness? chocolate

16 Have you ever you shop lifted? Nope.

17 Have you ever vandalized anything? Nope.

18 Ever danced in the mirror when no one was looking? Ugh, no. Too funny!

19 What do you wait until no one is looking to do?

20 Have you told the truth in this survey? Yep.

Nickers, don't you remember being six?

Make learning fun! The key is not to make it look like learning.

Oh, and use the word "underpants" often.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

As long as they were dead and behind 10 layers of glass.

This kind of thread drives me nuts.

When you ask what "women" want, you're lumping all women together. Did it ever occur to you that each woman is an individual?? Could that be the problem here?

Houses would be smaller and so would cars. Shetland ponies would be plenty big for most people. Our "footprint" on the earth would undoubtedly be smaller.....

Professional Bridesmaid

What if we never got bigger than a 6-year-old when we were fully grown?

safely belted in

I kick the covers off at night.

NORM!!!!!!!

Oh, sorry. Wrong bar.

Eddddddieeeeeeeee!!!!

with a Cabbage Patch doll she found in the dumpster

Okay.

Am I winning yet?

<~~~~~~~~~ procrastinating.

And winning.

You're welcome. I know you'll find something soon.

Anyhow, I'm gonna go watch Charlie Gibson now. I'm going to marry him someday, so I don't want to miss one newscast. Y'all have a good evening and I'll come play again soon.

Dang!
I will send Cosmic Good Wishes at you. You'll find something. Otherwise, you can move to Wisconsin and stay with me.