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any belief
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her acct is no more
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okay, well I will try this once again...hehe....tell me if I did it right....I'll go back to your thumb cause I can't rememebr where we were at....
I was standing on the side of the road, my thumb out as any hitch hiker would do, I silently hoped that someone would take pitty on me. Finally, someone stops, asks where I am headed, and quickly tells me to get in. We drive off, and for hours, we're in silence. Out of nowhere the driver parks the car, and as we turn to one another, he gouges out my left eyeball with a rusty butter knife. You however are lucky enough to keep your right eye... |
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Topic:
any belief
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no i'm not hun. If you need someone to talk to, I'm here for ya |
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LOL ok I am confused royally now...could be the alcohol because I could have sworn I read for the person to use the part that the above person said...like you said you started it out with a thumb
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Topic:
any belief
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you okay, yellow?
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I'm here to stay
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got to think out of the box 
Look, you're only a 1/3 of a blue box! You're evolving!!! |
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well, I'm not exactly seeing where I can use what the person above is saying as a part to keep when everyone is telling us what we are going to lose!
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500 posts
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I am over 500 posts, its amazing stupendous even mediocre, now my next goal is over 1000, can we do it??? If you assume that you've spent 1 minute average on each post you've made, then that comes out to about 8 hours and 20 minutes that you've wasted posting on JSH. kinda puts that into a new perspective, doesn't it? LOL and can you imagine how long it took you to figure all that out? about 30 seconds. 500/60= 8.33333333333333. so that's eight hours and 1/3 of an hour, which is 20 minutes. My abacus is broken, so I had to use a calculator. Crappy craftsmanship, those dang things. Let me see if I can warm up my time traveler so I can go back and get another one for ya! |
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I'm here to stay
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lol Mirror, and look at you now, all grown up.....we're so proud
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LOL well apparently no one is getting it, so perhaps an example?
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500 posts
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I am over 500 posts, its amazing stupendous even mediocre, now my next goal is over 1000, can we do it??? If you assume that you've spent 1 minute average on each post you've made, then that comes out to about 8 hours and 20 minutes that you've wasted posting on JSH. kinda puts that into a new perspective, doesn't it? LOL and can you imagine how long it took you to figure all that out? |
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Now THERE is some bumper sticker material! It's not my fault I had sex at church camp! I don't think the church would like that one much either! I got that one too!
suppose you gotta have something to do at church camp...
I guess that's way different than missionary positions trip! 
you just got a little confused is all
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Topic:
Matchmaking Game - part 27
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lol glad to know I entertained ya
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whilst attempting to crawl now that I've no feet, I'm quite glad that I've got my hands to help support me. However, the crazy a** person who sawed off my feet to begin with comes behind me, pins me down and cuts off my right leg
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Now THERE is some bumper sticker material! It's not my fault I had sex at church camp! I don't think the church would like that one much either! I got that one too!
suppose you gotta have something to do at church camp...
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Topic:
Matchmaking Game - part 27
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ok demon you got me, i surrender please be gentle and have some mercy on me dont rub me out or anything like that. I would make such a young handsome corpse...
I'll let ya slide by this one time, but the next time my cousin vinny will be coming to meet you
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Matchmaking Game - part 27
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"you talkin to me"" huh?? Am I talking to you!?!?! Am I talking to you!?!?! Whattaya a wise guy or sommin??? Me? Do you know who you're talkin to? I should cut off your ears and mail em to your ma just for that.
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Topic:
Matchmaking Game - part 27
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"you talkin to me"" huh?? Am I talking to you!?!?! Am I talking to you!?!?! Whattaya a wise guy or sommin??? |
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Topic:
Matchmaking Game - part 27
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lol Romeo looks can be decieving. Someone said earlier that I don't look demonic.....so anything is possible and Sharp....yes honey you sure do. Is betty enjoying your carressing her bottom? Whattaya talkin about?
sorry, couldn't resist To cute Demon. Who Sharon, sorry I don't know who everyone is yet?  Thanks! Sorry about the gap...was spiffin up my profile lol
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Topic:
Matchmaking Game - part 27
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Fairy 
Bond:
Demonic
have a couple from me sharp
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