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Mon 04/27/09 11:14 AM


:heart: How does love start?:heart:
Brain, heart, dangly bits, nether regions, back up to the heart, brain, nether regions and dangly bits!!noway
She said "dangly" laugh

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Mon 04/27/09 11:13 AM


:heart: How does love start?:heart:
Brain, heart, dangly bits, nether regions, back up to the heart, brain, nether regions and dangly bits!!noway
laugh laugh drinker That's probably the most truthfull answer laugh drinker

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Mon 04/27/09 11:09 AM

Last drink I had was at my sister's wedding back in 1996! I really know how to nurse a drink huh? drinker
laugh drinker

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Mon 04/27/09 11:09 AM
Don't drink often. But when I do... It's not that social stuff, I'm gettin' a buzz and havin a good time laugh drinker

doesn't take much to get where I'm goin anyway laugh drinker

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Mon 04/27/09 11:00 AM



Nice Guard Dog laugh flowerforyou drinker
Is that a Llama like a Yama or an Alpaca like.... hmmm, well, an alpaca laugh

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Mon 04/27/09 10:58 AM


I joke about these misproportions and misalignments because it cracks me up. I find it akin to a car wreck. You don't want to look, but you can't help yourself. An even funnier analogy is this freaking place is like hot pizza. We know its hot pizza. We've burned the roof of our mouths before on hot pizza. We know the pizza is hot, but we take a bite and burn the roof of our mouth again anyway. We forget those simple 8th grade physics.

Rubber neckers cause more accidents to happen, LMAO laugh laugh
and rubber users can have accidents laugh

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Mon 04/27/09 10:56 AM
unless you put a lot of gravy on it laugh

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Mon 04/27/09 10:56 AM
I don't want no stinking tofu laugh

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Mon 04/27/09 10:55 AM
I was a "dirty" little kid that played in mosquito infested bayous and swamps. rode bikes behind the "skeeter sprayin truck" cause it made a cool smoke screen, petted puppies and played in the yard and then ate a sammich without washing his hands


I'm flu proof laugh laugh drinker laugh

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Mon 04/27/09 10:52 AM
Don't know, but I bet she looks good doin' it bigsmile

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Mon 04/27/09 10:49 AM
Hmmm, and I was thinking about getting one. I've read good and bad about it online.

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Mon 04/27/09 10:44 AM

I think you have to piss off a voodoo priestess. Because that's never caused me anything but trouble.


Or stand in front of one of their altars in New Orleans and blurt out "Honey, look at this heathen Chit " laugh indifferent ohwell

and she says, "honey, behave, people are looking" laugh

we had to go get me another hurricane, 'cause I started getting a twinge of sharp pain in my body laugh

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Mon 04/27/09 10:39 AM

:heart: How does love start?:heart:
It's like a "sucker punch", You shoulda but you didn't see it comin' laugh

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Mon 04/27/09 10:36 AM
They like us with onions, but don't be decieved, they're not that picky laugh

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Mon 04/27/09 10:33 AM




scared The Zombie apocalypse is coming.scared



scared 2012scared


I hope so. I am so sick of the same old routine. :wink:
drinks Gonna be the party of the milleniumdrinks


As long as I get to party with you. drinker
They don't drink a lot but they love rare meat

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Mon 04/27/09 10:32 AM



scared The Zombie apocalypse is coming.scared



scared 2012scared


I hope so. I am so sick of the same old routine. :wink:
drinks Gonna be the party of the milleniumdrinks
but is it the "man, they're fast" zombies or the " moves real slow" kind. I'm stocking up on ammolaugh drinker

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Mon 04/27/09 10:31 AM
No One Knows


well


I do, but you gotta hurry

time is limited

send $19.95, plus the new postage rates (yep,grumble )

"The End: Shooter Shoots Straight"

Quick

Hurry

Act Now

before

it's

too

Late


drinker laugh drinker laugh drinker laugh drinker

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Mon 04/27/09 10:25 AM


Nice Guard Dog laugh flowerforyou drinker

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Mon 04/27/09 10:24 AM

Mingle 90210
laugh drinker Pats drinker

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Mon 04/27/09 10:22 AM






((( Gypsy ))) drinks flowers



Hey Sharp!!! Is it too early to start drinking before work???drinker noway laugh
115 lb woman vs 400 lb patient. indifferent noway laugh


Delegate darlin' delegate drinker laugh



"Candy Striper "

indifferent

do they still have those or am I having a senior fantasy laugh
Yaaaaaaaa Im so independant that I will have to start asking for help....grumble grumble

Yes there are candy stripers in the hospitals still. I used to be one!!laugh :banana:


I remember that movie .. a classic blushing :wink: laugh laugh laugh
Good day all .. drinks
Was that a Debbie does the doctor film???devil noway laugh
which ever , if they had john holmes or johnny wadd in them, they are ruined for us mortal men grumble laugh