Just at my house for a couple days - much needed break.
I even skipped work today and reacquainted myself with my couch, just slept. Felt delicious.

bet I know what he's cultivating

OH NO he is a farmville addict now??
another lost soul

I want to see pictures of Johnn's kids.

Speaking of freekytude, where's Nerk?
Hope he didn't get flooded down the river.

Man I can't keep up - Johnn had kids and Santa moved in with Mickey??
My head is spinning.

I believe I would need a morphine drip to do the splits - before and after.

Life is a bit...hectic.
Dad is great. He's the perfect, most kind, most appreciative patient ever, that man is the epitome of grace and goodness.
The rest of the fam damily is whacked.

There is some old Bette Davis movie that all of her relatives are trying to make her think she is insane. I forget why - to get her money or something...but, I digress...

I feel like I am in the remake of that movie, the whole fam damily is trying to make me go over the edge. I'm teetering now.

My balance is amazing isn't it? A laptop in one hand, typing and teetering on the edge.
Maybe I will try the splits afterall.

You people are all crazy, are you smoking dope or what?

Well, my response time sucks, but I think I have a reliable aircard now.
I was going thru withdrawls.

Howdy all

only a pose Soufie could love

oh wait - I just got the visual -- eeewwwww !!

Uh oh, what did you do now, Row??

here, let us help - all men post pictures of your hands ...

trivia for today...

it takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach
a human hair can hold 3kg
the length of a man's penis is 3 times the length of his thumb
the femur is a hard as concrete
a woman's heart beats faster than a man's heart
women blink 2 times as much as men
we use 300 muscles just to keep our balance when we stand
a woman has read this entire post already
men are still staring at their thumbs

late May.....they will need to find forever homes...
they have the best mama and pappy, the mama is the sweetest, most loving, smartest dog I've ever known - even over my own dogs!
their pappy is a very sharp, sweet, loving border collie - these puppies won out on the gene pool if they get their parents personalities!

you guys are lucky i'm past child bearing age, can you imagine how much i'd bore you with BABY pictures?!?!?

the last puppy...he was HUGE, poor mama, here we thot she was all done and out came Bruiser here, was so cool, my 3 nieces were in the barn with me by this time and got to see him born and help revive him, they were all in tears by the time we were done