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A wish 4 u..

Heres a little wish for you
Happiness and Bliss in all you do
Fun and Laughter a must too
My wish is for your dreams....
to come true.


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HAPPY VALENTINES DAY LADIES!!

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Kick Ass!!

Last Tuesday, as President Bush got off the helicopter in front of the
White House, he was carrying a baby piglet under each arm.

The squared away Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes, and says:
"Nice pigs, sir."

The President replies "Oh, young man, these are not pigs. You see, I
just came back from Arkansas . These are authentic Arkansas Razorback
Hogs. I got one for Senator Hillary Clinton and I got one for our new
Speaker of The House, Nancy Pelosi."

The squared away Marine again snaps to attention, salutes, and says,

"Excellent Trade Sir, Excellent Trade!"

Don't know but am curious to see how Micheal Waltrips Toyota's are gonna
do.

FEMALE PRAYER
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.
Amen.

MALE PRAYER
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac orphan with huge tits and a
fantastic
ass who owns a liquor store,
a golf course, 600 acres of prime deer lease property in South Texas,
and a
bass boat. This doesn't rhyme and I don't care.
Amen.

Didn't see it here. Alot of these jopkes and such get posted all over.
Just passing it on.

They say the two happiest days in life are the day you buy a boat and
the day you sell it. Joe and John were identical twins. Joe owned an old
dilapidated boat and kept pretty much to himself.

One day he rented out his boat to a group of out-of-staters who sank it.
Joe spent all day trying to salvage as much stuff as he could and was
out of touch all that day and most of the evening.

Unbeknownst to him, his brother John's wife, died suddenly.

When he got back on shore he went into town to pick up a few things at
the Grocery store. A kind old neighbor woman mistook him for John and
said, "I'm so sorry for your loss. You must feel terrible."

Joe, thinking she was talking about his boat said, "Hell no! Fact
is I'm sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing
from the beginning.

Her bottom was all shriveled up and she smelled like old dead fish.

She was always holding water. She had a bad crack in the back and a
pretty big hole in the front too.

Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like
crazy. I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to
those four guys looking for a good time. I warned them that she wasn't
very good and smelled bad. But they wanted her anyway. The darn fools
tried to get in her all at one time and she split right up the middle!"

The old woman fainted.

An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on
scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.

They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage!
If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to
jump off this building."

The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I
get burritos! one more time I'm going to jump off, too."

The blonde opened his lunch and said, " Bologna again! If I get a
bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."

The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw
corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death.

The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito,and jumped, too.

The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death
as well.

At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping.She said, "If I'd known
how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I
never would have given it to him again!"

The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or
enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."

Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The blonde's wife said,
"Don't look at me. He makes his own lunch."

Right On!!

Cool Poem!!

Thanks TxsGal!!

Absolutely!!

Why chocolate of course...................heres your box of Exlax


Just kidding Spay!!

Hey Peachie, Feel your pain. Been down that road..........Thank God it's
been several years ago. Just an observation on my part....You mentioned
being scared of losing someone you love dearly. Chances are better of
losing them if you keep on using. The possibility of an OD or something
else happening to either of you is gonna be amplified when using. Esp:
when you both are. it's been my expierience that that crap has a way of
messing with your emotions as well. While I can understand the feeling
"we" can kick this together - "we" can support each
other.................."we" can also make it harder to stop. I guess it
depends on how bad both of you want it. My opinion though would be to
stop on your own first. Before either of you can be good for each other
(or anyone else for that matter) you need to be good for yourself.

Good Luck!!.....................God Speed!!

Ha Ha.......Right up my alley!!

Kojack is right, I'm 39 and still haven't found mine either. Just keep
on keeping on and don't give up hope.