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Thu 05/24/07 02:12 PM
I'd like to think that I would notice. You can have the "top". It just
makes for a harder fall!

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Mon 05/14/07 11:17 AM
I know!! But better late then never!! Found this today and wanted to
share with all you moms out there!! Hope you had a great mothers day!!



YOUR ANGEL

Once upon a time there was a child ready to be born.

The child asked God, "They tell me you are sending me to earth tomorrow,
but how am I going to live there being so small and helpless?"

God replied, "Among the many angels, I chose one. Your angel will be
waiting for you and will take care of you."

The child further inquired, "But tell me, here in heaven I don't have to
do anything but sing and smile to be happy."

God said, "Your angel will sing for you and will also smile for you
everyday. And you will feel your angel's love and be very happy."

Again the child asked, "And how am I going to be able to understand when
people talk to me if I don't know the language?"

God said, "Your angel will tell you the most beautiful and sweet words
you will ever hear, and with much patience and care, your angel will
teach you how to speak."

"And what am I going to do when I want to talk to you?"

God said, "Your angel will place your hands together and will teach you
how to pray."

"I've heard that on Earth there are bad men. Who will protect me?"

God said, "Your angel will defend you even if it means risking it's
life."

"But I will always be sad because I will not see you anymore."

God said, "Your angel will always talk to you about me and will teach
you the way to come back to me, even though I will always be next to
you."

At that moment there was much peace in heaven, but voices from Earth
could be heard and the child hurriedly asked, "God, if I am to leave
now, please
tell me my angel's name."

"Her name is not important. You will simply call her 'Mom'."

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Thu 04/26/07 02:27 PM
My Prayer…….
On a warm spring night, I sit and I gaze.
The heavens so bright, I picture your face.
I look at the stars, As they dance in their place.
A feeling came over me, One of amazing grace.

Stars in full sparkle, The moons bright shine.
Must have been heaven, A feeling so divine.
A shiver with a tingle, Runs up my spine.
Visions of you, Waltz threw my mind.

Just at that moment, From across the sky.
I saw something flash, From the corner of my eye.
My thoughts turn to wonder, Is this a sign?
A connection between souls, From deep inside.

This feeling I had, From deep in my heart.
Like nothing before, One set apart.
A feeling so warm, Can't deny that it's real.
If I could harness that love, You'd know how I feel.

Streaking from the heavens, In the midnight blue.
A shooting star I did see, Hoping for a love so true.
My thoughts turn to prayer, As I'm thinking of you.
All that I wish, Is for your dreams to come true.

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Wed 04/11/07 06:34 AM
Good Morning everyone. I recieved this today and thought I would share
it with all of you. Please pass it on to all of your friends!!

God Speed and have a great day!!



Have you ever been just sitting there and all of a sudden you feel like
doing something nice for someone you care for? THAT'S GOD talking to you
through the Holy Spirit.
Have you ever been down and out and nobody seems to be around for you
to talk to? THAT'S GOD wanting you to talk to Him.
Have you ever received something wonderful that you didn't even ask
for, like money in the mail, a debt that had mysteriously been cleared,
or a coupon to a department store where you had just seen something you
needed, but couldn't afford? THAT'S GOD knowing the desires of your
heart.
Have you ever been in a situation and you had no clue how it was going
to get better, how the hurting would stop, how the pain would ease, but
now you look back on it. .
THAT'S GOD passing us through tribulation to see a brighter Day

Do you think that this e-mail was accidentally sent to you?

Keep this going. You have no idea which one of Your e-mail buddies
could use a little hope today

Dear God..
I know you're watching over me And I'm feeling truly blessed For no
matter what I pray for You always know what's best!
I have this circle of E-mail friends, Who mean a lot to me; Some days
I "send" and "send," At other times, I let them be.
I am so blessed to have these friends,
With whom I've grown so close; So this little poem I dedicate to them,
Because to me they are the "Most"!

When I see each name download, And view the message they've sent; I
know they've thought of me that day, And "well wishes" were their
intent.

So to you, my friends, I would like to say,

Thank you for being a part; Of all my daily contacts, This comes right
from my heart.

God bless you all is my prayer today, I'm honored to call you
"friend"; I pray God will keep you safe, Until we write again.

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Tue 03/27/07 01:08 PM
That was a cool poem Brian.

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Thu 03/15/07 01:24 PM
Hell ya we can. I could ask the same about women from my
experience...........but I know better.

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Thu 03/15/07 01:23 PM
To socialize with friends!

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Thu 03/15/07 01:22 PM
My guess would be that her sister did ask the guy for his number. The
sister found out in some way......Hence the motive!

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Wed 03/14/07 09:43 AM
welcome!

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Wed 03/14/07 09:43 AM
laugh Funnylaugh

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Wed 03/14/07 09:42 AM
welcome!

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Wed 03/14/07 09:40 AM
Give it time, do what you need to to make yourself happy and everything
possible to let your son know that all is ok and that both mom and dad
stll love him even though they are not together. Do the normal things
with your son.............The more normal and stable the better he will
feel.

Speaking from exp. here. Been divorced for a year and have a 6 year old
son myself.

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Wed 03/14/07 06:04 AM
drinker drinker Hell yeah...........Thats a greta idea man. Now I
just gotta find a girlfriend to share that beloved day with!!

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Mon 03/12/07 11:49 AM
A good husband always does right by his wife|

A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months.
Nurses were in her room giving her a blanket bath.
One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a
slight response on the monitor when she touched her.
They tried it again and sure enough there was sizable movement.
They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, "As
crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and
bring her out of the coma."
The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they'd close the
curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into his
wife's room. After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat
lined, no pulse, no heart rate.
The nurses run back into the room.
"What happened!?" they cried.
The husband said, "I'm not sure....maybe she choked?

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Mon 03/12/07 07:49 AM
AHMEN!!:smile:

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Fri 03/02/07 07:01 AM
laugh laugh laugh Like that!!

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Fri 03/02/07 06:58 AM
Lil' Johnny goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" Dad says,
"Well son, let me try to explain it this way. I'm the breadwinner of the
family, so let's call me Capitalism. Mommy is the administrator of the
money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your
needs, so we'll call you The People. The nanny, well, consider her The
Working Class. Your baby brother, we'll call him The Future. Now go
think about this and see if it makes sense."

So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.
Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying and runs to his room
only to find that his diapers are very soiled. So the little boy goes to
his parents' room. Mom is sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes
to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he looks through the
peephole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes
back to bed.

The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I
understand what politics is now."

"Good son, tell me in your own words then what politics are."

The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working
Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and
the Future is in deep ****."

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Fri 03/02/07 06:51 AM
Great advise!! Couldn't agree more. Wish I had more time to be able to
do it.

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Wed 02/28/07 06:50 AM
GET WELL SOON!!

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Fri 02/23/07 12:49 PM
YEAH, AS THE MEGADETH TUNE PUT IT..........F#@K THE PMRC.

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