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Sat 01/20/24 03:32 PM
A woman walks into a plastic Surgeons practice and says to him "I'd like to get my Vagina lips trimmed, as they're too big. Only thing is I don't want anyone to know and I don't want you to mention it to anyone else also?" The plastic Surgeon replies "Not a problem!" and books her into the Hospital, to get the procedure done in a week's time.
The woman wakes up in the Hospital bed, having had the operation done and sees 3 red roses, in a vase next to her bed. She says to the plastic Surgeon"I thought I told you not to tell anyone that I was here?" So the Surgeon replies "I didn't. That first rose is from me. The second one is from the Nurse, who assisted with the operation and the third one is from the man upstairs, in the burns unit, wanting to thank you for his new ears!" 🤣🤣

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Sat 01/20/24 03:23 PM
I can give the furniture multiple orgasms, just by sitting on it! 🤣🤣🤣Nah, I'm only joking:thumbsup::100::sunglasses:🤣

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Sat 01/20/24 03:19 PM
"Sweet Sixteen'" It's a film set here in the West of Scotland. Highly recommended:thumbsup::100::sunglasses:

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Sat 01/20/24 03:15 PM

Talk about the end of America, can anyone pin point to exactly what happened to our education system to allow this generation of collegian’s to be so far removed from reality? They have no clue as to what is happening around the world or even in their own back yard. Just look at the hordes of these lost souls marching in the streets supporting genocide to Jews or with their coordinated smash and grab looting… not to mention their views on no limitation abortions.. Harvard is noted as the worst college for freedom of speech , unless you want to have a antisemitic march.. I’m really surprised some of these institutions of higher education haven’t been torched because of their participation in brain washing a whole generation into a lazy, unmotivated , clueless bunch that unfortunately will be running our country , our law enforcement and worse yet they will be the ones teaching our young children. So the cycle carry’s on .. So yes, it is possible we are looking at the end of America as we know it to be….
The fault lies squarely with the American Government. They want to dumb down the population, so they'll be more docile and accepting of anything they decide to introduce upon the people of the US. Other generations of Americans wouldn't stand for the :poop::poop:that the Government is doing to the populace these days, but this generation would rather be more bothered about what's happening with the Kardashians, than what is happening in their own Country. Sad, but true:thumbsup::100:

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Sat 01/20/24 03:09 PM
I'm here looking for my Skateboarding🛹 Giraffe 🦒 Have you seen him? :thinking::thinking::thinking:🤷

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Sat 01/20/24 03:04 PM

the dollar still dominates global trade. It is on one side of almost 90% of global forex transactions, according to Bank of International Settlements Data.
De-dollarising would need countless exporters and importers, as well as borrowers, lenders and currency traders across the world, to independently decide to use other currencies.
It's actually the opposite and the American dollar, is hanging by a thread and that's no lie. It's not the American people to blame for what's happening, it's their Government, who are running the Country into the ground. The same thing is happening here in the UK also. The Brics nations are backing up their currencies with gold and other commodites of value. All the US have to back up their currency is debt, as the gold is all gone. You might say "Oh it's in Fort Knox?" The last time an audit was done on the gold there, was in the 1970's. I bet you it's all gone now though? Squirrelled out of the US, by greedy politicians who have sold it all behind your backs and deposited the ill gotten gains in offshore bank accounts. Why do you think that inflation is going through the roof in the US? It's because they're printing more money to prop up the $31 trillion debt, but that house of cards can collapse at any time though! :thumbsup::100:

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Sat 01/20/24 02:51 PM


It's too normal Crystal. Feel like just booking a flight and taking me and my son somewhere hot for a week! In fact, that's what I will do. :thumbsup::100::sunglasses:

If you do so, enjoy it!
I think Malta, Greece, or Turkey is good this time a year :)
Or Dubai? Got a few mates out there, from when I worked out there, in 2008-09 Crystal. At least it'll be guaranteed sunshine out there?:thumbsup::100::sunglasses:

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Fri 01/19/24 01:38 PM
It's too normal Crystal. Feel like just booking a flight and taking me and my son somewhere hot for a week! In fact, that's what I will do. :thumbsup::100::sunglasses:

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Fri 01/19/24 07:24 AM
The difference between your theory and Global theory, is that Global theory has been proved, as has the Astronomical theories also. Yours is just the rantings of someone, who can't and won't accept the truth, even when it's staring you right there in the face!

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Fri 01/19/24 07:19 AM
Anyone who believes this :poop::poop:that the Earth is flat, really needs to get a life and also get their underlying mental health issues dealt with as well! Nutters, crackpots, fruitcakes, eejits, bangers, bawbags, the lot of them! 🤣🤣🤣

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Fri 01/19/24 07:12 AM
Snow, snow, snow, snow! Getting fed up of the stuff and the Scottish weather! The weather is bipolar here I think? :thinking::thinking:🤷🤣🤣:flag_black:󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿:flag_black:󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

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Sun 04/16/23 06:28 AM
PPK - Resurrection ( Perfecto Mix ) :thumbsup::100::sunglasses::notes::headphones:

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Tue 04/11/23 03:52 PM
The Stone Roses - Love Spreads :thumbsup::100::sunglasses::notes:

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Tue 04/11/23 02:17 PM
Dark and raining just now, at 10.17pm, here in Scotland :thumbsup::100::sunglasses:

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Tue 04/11/23 02:15 PM
We. Never. Stop! The motto of my team Glasgow Celtic :thumbsup::100::sunglasses::four_leaf_clover::four_leaf_clover::four_leaf_clover:

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Tue 04/11/23 02:13 PM
European Champions League Quarter Final results Manchester City 3 Bayern Munich 0, Benfica 0 Inter Milan 2, two good games though:thumbsup::100::sunglasses:

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Tue 04/11/23 01:09 PM
Edited by Larsson71 on Tue 04/11/23 01:11 PM
Inter Milan, are beating Benfica 1-0, in the other Quarter Final, getting played tonight, just in case anyone wants to know?:thumbsup::100::sunglasses:

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Tue 04/11/23 01:09 PM
Watching the Manchester City v Bayern Munich, European Champions League Quarter Final game. 1-0 to Manchester City just now:thumbsup::100::sunglasses:

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Tue 04/11/23 09:19 AM
Paul Oakenfold - Perfecto Flouro :thumbsup::100::sunglasses::headphones::notes:

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Tue 04/11/23 05:57 AM
Carl Cox - F.A.C.T 1. Class mix from Carl:thumbsup::100::sunglasses::notes::headphones:

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