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Fri 05/30/08 06:16 PM
Topic: Embarrassing Moments

Just last week;I had a minor surgery,for abcess behind my knee....
At my routine check-up...the Dr. said,
"Raise up your leg so I can see if the abcess is better."
I did.But,I screamed like a kid getting a shot blushing!!


That same day;I walked to the pharmecy next door....it started to rain...so,I ran...and fell on my A$$!blushing

{Now,my a$$ is sore}

who was the doctor......dr sues?!laugh



Name your embarassing moment!
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Fri 05/30/08 06:15 PM
Topic: No pain no Gain.........


AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF
WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES
BY
GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES
WHILE YOU CHOP.

laugh
i would rather drink a gallon of gas and piss on a brush fire!!laugh laugh
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Fri 05/30/08 01:13 PM
Topic: ladies....
we are as honest as a good lawyer!:wink:
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Fri 05/30/08 01:11 PM
Topic: Have you performed any charity work
does community service count?!laugh
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Fri 05/30/08 01:11 PM
Topic: Have you performed any charity work
does community service count?!laugh
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Fri 05/30/08 01:11 PM
Topic: Have you performed any charity work
does community service count?!laugh
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Fri 05/30/08 12:11 PM
Topic: Las Vegas
my place!smokin
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Fri 05/30/08 12:07 PM
Topic: ??CAN MONEY BY UR LOVE???

NO NO NO
you see.....a real woman will always ask......how much!smokin
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Fri 05/30/08 12:02 PM
Topic: yummy
i like sweet potato pie myself!:wink:
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Fri 05/30/08 11:51 AM
Topic: Quirky
snowmen and goldfish cant talk!noway
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Fri 05/30/08 11:49 AM
Topic: It's Friday afternoon......
what time do you want me to pick you up,honey?!:wink:
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Fri 05/30/08 11:47 AM
Topic: It's Friday afternoon......
what time do you want me to pick you up,honey?!:wink:
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Fri 05/30/08 11:47 AM
Topic: It's Friday afternoon......
what time do you want me to pick you up,honey?!:wink:
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Fri 05/30/08 11:45 AM
Topic: 100,000 sperm



laugh luckily there wastwo egg's,!!!!laugh


where were those eggs? why were they there???? grumble

laugh laugh laugh

can we talk about something else......i had eggs for breakfast!laugh
laugh Let me ask my mommy again,!!!!!!! laugh
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Fri 05/30/08 11:42 AM
Topic: RIP[ michael jackson].. we love u

# 1 FAN......
hey......are you a fan or a victim?!laugh
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Fri 05/30/08 06:52 AM
Topic: If JSH is gone


well......id rather not say....thats something i do in private:wink:


Bite your nails?
ha...ha,lily....you guessed it!laugh
............blonds?!!laugh
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Fri 05/30/08 06:47 AM
Topic: If JSH is gone
well......id rather not say....thats something i do in private:wink:
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Fri 05/30/08 06:39 AM
Topic: Severe weather headed our way

Button down the hatches....tie down the trash cans....if the tornado siren sounds head for the basement or somewhere safe....because it's on it's way. But looking out the window at the moment you'd never now it because it looks beautiful with the sun shiningflowerforyou flowerforyou
......and this is happening, where?!smokin
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Fri 05/30/08 06:39 AM
Topic: If you've received a golden ticket

would you dare visit Willy Wonka's chocolate factory? :tongue:
if i want sweets really bad......ill just talk to you!flowerforyou
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Fri 05/30/08 06:36 AM
Topic: Too smart
laugh good one!laugh
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