Just last week;I had a minor surgery,for abcess behind my knee....
At my routine check-up...the Dr. said,
"Raise up your leg so I can see if the abcess is better."
I did.But,I screamed like a kid getting a shot !!


That same day;I walked to the pharmecy next door....it started to rain...so,I ran...and fell on my A$$!

{Now,my a$$ is sore}




Name your embarassing moment!

i have mebarrasing moments all the time when i meet guys so wrong

I told the President of the University of South Florida's (38k students) husband that he could do better than her in front of several dozen alums AND her at a basketball game.

OOOOPS

I can still feel them looking at me.

My freshman year in high school, at a football game... I intersepted the ball on the 30(so 70 yards away from the endzone) well at about the 45 yard linean opponent tried to tackle me and well my pants came down and well i know at my school it was ruitine to where nothing but a cup(if that) under you uniform so i ran the 55 yards for a touchdown with everything hanging out... but the embarrising part comes my senior year on the bus on the way to the state championship we were watching highlights of all the seniors and when my 15 minute highlight tape was played the very last one was that play......

OMG, i'm so sorry but i just laughed so hard i peed myself, i would love to see that replay

Ask HMontana what NOT to say to the owner of Alfonzo's Pizzeria in Tampa, FL. She'll tell you a good embarrassing moment.

I COULD MAKE A BIBLE OUT OF MINE

I posted it on youtube a while back but it got taken down, and the cancelled my membership...I've got the video somewhere.... I hid it cuz yeah i don't want to come home and have my little bro's showing it to their friends...

i have fell on floor gum on sandle flat on face backpack all the way up .during high school freshmen year.......... and i still get asked are u ok............

I was talking to this gorgeous neighbor of mine trying to act all cool and all, when along came a friggin gigantic bird that **** on my head.....aaarrrggghhh!

Asked for the number of a waitress who I thought liked me, turned out, she was married! I felt so incredibly embarassed right then!

that eventually happens too everyone

hey not that bad it happens........ try this i was walking too friends house right across the street was a cute guy walking well i walked right into the phone pole tthere it was rouching flor one foot on each side sooo embarrasiing i got too friends house with red mark on forhead........grrrrrrrrr he still asked are u ok laughtin.i was like does i t look like i am ok

I came late to my class during my first year of teaching. It was a morning class, and considering how late I was, I went straight ahead by giving them introduction and the course requirements.. A student sitting at the far end of the room raised his hand and said.. 'mam, we;re not your students.'

That reminds me of something I did, when I first started high school. My very first day, I went to 2nd class, and you know how they have you fill out note cards and your schedule and all that jazz? Well I looked at my schedule as I was writing it out about halfway through the class, and realized something was off. As it turned out, I had gone to my 1st hour 2nd semester class, instead of my real 2nd hour class. The way the schedule was written, all the classes for the year were on the paper, so was easy to mix it up like that. Still embarassing though, having to be escorted by the teacher to my actual class lol.

Funny thing about it too, my first day of my senior year, I did something similiar. Went to the wrong classroom for one of my classes and sat down briefly before realizing I wasn't where I should have been. So I got up and left, the teacher didn't even see me I don't think lol.

well i was in the fifth grade, in my english class taking a spelling class..........i had this BAD stomachache and before i could raise my hand and ask to go to the bathroom..........it happened.........

i ripped this EXTREMELY LOUD fart that EVERY CLASSROOM IN THE HALL COULD HEAR IT



then the time i was in the eighth grade just handed in my NC history exam........walked back to my desk and slipped on my markers i'd put on the floor by my desk and landed flat on my @ss.....


not to mention the entire seventh grade when i had a perm put in my hair......some of them TO THIS DAY still call me afro annie.....