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Tue 03/04/08 09:03 PM
Oh. My. noway

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Tue 03/04/08 09:02 PM
HAHA!! laugh smokin

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Tue 03/04/08 09:01 PM
Wow. noway

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Tue 03/04/08 08:14 PM
Not even a little bit.

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Tue 03/04/08 08:11 PM
:cry:

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Sun 03/02/08 08:29 PM

Good thing I read this before I asked, that would have been awkward.
laugh bigsmile

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Sun 03/02/08 08:28 PM
Amen to that! drinker

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Sun 03/02/08 08:27 PM

Oh!my.I think I have a leak under my kitchen sink.Do U think U could take a peek and let me know?While he's under there checking it out,come back into the kitchen w/something skimpy on & a wrench in ur hand.Would this help perhaps w/a seductive grin.(lol)When U hear his head bump the pipe then U know U have his undivided attention.laugh


This is by far my favorite! drinker

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Sun 03/02/08 08:24 PM
laugh laugh laugh

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Sun 03/02/08 08:21 PM

Get his mail somehow, then go to his apt. & tell him you got his mail by accident, then it's game onbigsmile


bigsmile bigsmile I love it!

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Sun 03/02/08 08:19 PM

Such evil thought from you all....

Just tell him that hes going to be in your control and he is to do as you say from now on or he will get whipped ^^

That's what I'd like to say-- but it generally doesn't go over so well.

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Sun 03/02/08 08:17 PM


Food.....or ask if he could "fix" something for you!
That's a great idea! Invite him over for a bite....

A little cheesy, dont you think?

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Sun 03/02/08 08:17 PM

Show him the goodies!!laugh laugh ( Joking)

Leave nude picture on his windshield? Check.

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Sun 03/02/08 08:16 PM

Food.....or ask if he could "fix" something for you!

Not a bad idea...

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Sun 03/02/08 08:14 PM
Edited by emilie013 on Sun 03/02/08 08:15 PM
I've lived in my apt building for 7 months. My downstairs neighbors is, for lack of a better word, beautiful. We keep very different schedules and pass rarely by each other- always saying "hi there, how goes it?". Needless to say, since I don't seem him often I wonder if anyone has any intriguing ways to lure him into my cage devil

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Sun 03/02/08 07:09 PM

Hmm puppies and candy canes would make all that was to follow not possible.


well neither would the laughing though, eh?

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Sun 03/02/08 07:07 PM
Just think of puppies and candy canes indifferent

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Sun 03/02/08 07:04 PM


All valid points. Except for the rash thing. I'm pretty sure telling her that would definitely turn her off.


Those beers by the way were my winnings from a beer pong game. I didn't have to pay for them so i wasn't complaining.


if a chick leaves because you have a festering, boil covered, pus ridden rash on your neck, then who needs'um anyway:wink:


How selfish of her! :wink:

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Sun 03/02/08 07:02 PM

All valid points. Except for the rash thing. I'm pretty sure telling her that would definitely turn her off.


Those beers by the way were my winnings from a beer pong game. I didn't have to pay for them so i wasn't complaining.

I think that's an instance where I'd give a gift back! laugh

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Sun 03/02/08 06:59 PM
I'd say no, just because there are a million other places that she could focus her energy on.