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Mon 03/17/08 08:47 PM

I am terrible with it, but I never direct it towards another unless I am going to try to rip their throat out and shove it up their ass

Interesting:wink:

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Mon 03/17/08 08:42 PM
The easier question would be...when don't I.

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Mon 03/17/08 08:39 PM

i have this pain in my left lung and towards my heart area it feels as if i got a gas bubble but it want come out how do i get rid of it....please no smart ass remarks.

Go see a doctorohwell

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Mon 03/17/08 08:34 PM

HI all! This is going to sound crazy but what the hak lol see I cant spell I,m a hillbilly lol. I,m knew to this. I,m trying to make some friends and I,m planing on going to nc to see my family. I really don,t want to go alone I,m goin sometime in april. The thing is My exwife got the car lol. I,ll pay for everything u just got to have to carembarassed Going just as friends if interested send me a message so we can get to know each other. I just dont want to go aloneohwell

noway huh

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Sun 03/16/08 03:13 PM
flowerforyou

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Sun 03/16/08 03:11 PM

Put down the fork one bite sooner and run, use stairs not elevator and park out at the end of the parking lot

huh

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Sun 03/16/08 03:08 PM
That wasn't very nice of her to say:cry:

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Thu 03/13/08 09:46 PM
huh

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Thu 03/13/08 08:17 PM

Word started getting out about Snow White's mirror and people really started getting the idea of wanting to inquire of the mirror themselves.
Sleeping Beauty wanted to know if she really was the most beautiful of all.
Tom Thumb wanted to make sure he really was the smallest person.
Quasimodo wanted to know that he was the ugliest. So they each went before the mirror.
As Sleeping Beauty was leaving she said
"Oh, I really *am* the most beautiful of all!"
As Tom Thumb left he was quite pleased to know that he is indeed the smallest of all.
As Quasimodo left, he exclaimed
"Who the f*ck is Janet Reno?"

bigsmile glasses





Being from FLorida...that was HILARIOUS

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Thu 03/13/08 07:44 PM
My sister does it and lives with me. It's atrociously disturbingsick

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Thu 03/13/08 07:30 PM
I wouldn't kick you out of bed for eating crackers...


But you should probably, you know, include some stuff about yourself.

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Thu 03/13/08 01:43 PM
I'll pass on the probing as well. At least buy me a drink first!drinker drinker

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Thu 03/13/08 01:42 PM

my next girlfriend is now getting called "my sweet little cum dumpster"

I love it!laugh laugh Where do I sign up?drinker

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Thu 03/13/08 01:35 PM
One of my employees calls his GF (who also works there) a cum junkie. noway noway

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Thu 03/13/08 01:26 PM

I hear you, Emilie.

The first time my guy called me "poopy" I looked at him and told him I assumed he meant that as "You are the Chit, baby!"

He laughed, I insisted, and we decided THAT would be fine. laugh :wink: laugh I prefered it when he called me Sweet Pea though. flowerforyou


Granted, at least it's VERY original.ohwell

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Thu 03/13/08 01:21 PM

Forget the pet nicknames. That has to be the oddest profile photo I have ever seen Emilie. :smile:


Ahh, it's a conversation starter though.smokin

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Thu 03/13/08 01:15 PM

Elmo .... given to me cuz iam ticklish ...indifferent

Do you giggle like him too?laugh

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Thu 03/13/08 01:13 PM


My girlfriends always seem to call me "Tiny"



ohwell


huh Hmmm

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Thu 03/13/08 01:12 PM

I'm not much for nick names. Nor are the women I tend to be with.

I do run into a woman that was dating a friend of mine from time to time though.. When I see she is working at the store, if she doesn't see me, I tend to go to another store.

The problem is.. I can't help but start laughing hysterically when I see her. I can't seem to control it.

He called her skidmark.



Ouch.laugh laugh

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Thu 03/13/08 01:11 PM

bobo

I call people that all the time...but I generally prefer DoDo. It's a personal fav.laugh