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Perfect Morning
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Morning's bells wake me and I step groggily from my bed. Floor's cold touch creeps upward as I frantically find my socks. Donning said socks cures the icy attack and I slip/slide towards my door.. and into the hallway. Silently I ease open his door and allow my eyes to adjust. A lump in a fetal shape mounds the comforter of a twin sized bed. I sneak on tipped toes to its edge and see my field of flowers. So beautiful. So sweet, so asleep. I lay down beside him and can feel his warmth even through the down. "There's a Tyrannosaurus loose", I say, "Only you can save us! Please wake up Sir Joshie, and fight him for us!" One brilliantly brown eye slides open and peeks at me. "Super Josh, its time to get up, you have to save the world!" I'm rewarded with the sun when the corners of his mouth begin to turn up. The war has just begun. The eye closes and sleep is feigned. I up the ante by brushing his neck lightly with one finger. I know Joshua's kryptonite. It's the same as mine. We are ticklish to the core. He shivers like a red wriggler on a hook. "Daddy", he whispers, "I love you, but stop". His breath smells so horrible/wonderful. Something died in there during the night. I don't care, I miss that scent. "Son", says his father, "It's time for school." hey sunshine!!!! long time no talk |
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I wear my lips on my A$$..that way i can tell people to kiss my A$$ and they can even use my lips to do it...  so you're kissing your own azz?? yes in a way I do |
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youre soo cheesy  How did you know i was SWISS????
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Maybe we could use cheese for lube. we can call it "chezee-lube"  Or...cheese-ease....lol. 
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Maybe we could use cheese for lube. we can call it "chezee-lube"
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Topic:
Hell HATH frozen over.....
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I'm in such a bad mood tonight I don't even feel like picking on "nice" guys, or dumb women who take back their abusive boyfriends, or pointing out the error in other's ways... I may have to call off work tomorrow for lack of b*tch. Is there a known cure for this? you can help me find a hitman..I need someone taken out
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Topic:
Alcohol
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funny you say that..I rarely drink and for some reason the nights i dont drink people think i am drunk....  I've come across a few people like that. i am always the designated driver...I love to have a good time..i dont need alot of booze to get me there.. |
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oooops, me bad...........I thought it was midgets having sex with horses while covered in cheese..................  thats tomorrow night But.....my flyer says it's the 3rd.......ooops, uh duh!! yeah..........tomorrow night....... yes and dont forget you get a fluffer at no cost when you come for the show...  As long as it's not one of the participants..  ..(Can I have whoever is in awolf's picture?? ) i have to check his booking fees, but sure why not
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I wear my lips on my A$$..that way i can tell people to kiss my A$$ and they can even use my lips to do it...
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oooops, me bad...........I thought it was midgets having sex with horses while covered in cheese.................. thats tomorrow night But.....my flyer says it's the 3rd.......ooops, uh duh!! yeah..........tomorrow night....... yes and dont forget you get a fluffer at no cost when you come for the show...
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Topic:
Alcohol
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funny you say that..I rarely drink and for some reason the nights i dont drink people think i am drunk....
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I love all porn...cept kiddie porn. So why wouldnt I open this. cause it said cheese and not feet sex  Why cant we put the cheese on the feet and then go at it? we did that last week remember???? |
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o.k. i know someone on here that loves midget porn..I know he will arrive shortly..But i will watch too Whoo Hooo should I make popcorn? hell yeah..get that popcorn popping!!!!!
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o.k. i know someone on here that loves midget porn..I know he will arrive shortly..But i will watch too
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Topic:
The Other Side of Rain
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Topic:
30+ we're still attractive
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I am pushing 40 really hard.... Most people never guess I am that old..I look at it this way..you are only as old as you want to to be..I go to my kids schools and see the other parents and there are women who are many years younger then me and they look older then me..I try and take care of myself the best I can..
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dont get me started on that one..I think most of you know how i feel about this issue...I dont understand what stick the government has up their a$$'s that they are not on the ball for this..I got a letter from child support the other day stating they have now just served my kids dad..I filed 8 months ago..They now just served him...But I dont see the child support office employees sending me any of their money to help my kids..Just wait wait wait..By the time I see anything, I will be dead and buried
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Topic:
Matchmaking Game - part 159
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taking CB hand and leading him to the matchmaker's secret chamber...carrying her silkscarves, a gag and whip cream before all that.... can i get my matches please???? |
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Topic:
Matchmaking Game - part 159
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awwwwwwwww Michele if i spelled it right me an mommy love doing that ok gonna try an get my sleep its 1am lol WHAT????? GO NITE NITE .... 
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Topic:
Matchmaking Game - part 159
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just one word
"THERAPY" NOW WHERE THE HELL ARE MY MATCHES... |
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