Have a good day, fly.
Same to everyone else.

I'm gonna try to brighten someone's day but I'm having trouble staying awake, too!

I still have a two dollar bill in the wallet I take with me when I go to Canada, I tried to get it exchanged at a US bank and they refused it, too.
Youth is wasted on the young...

I guess that you answered your own question last night...

It's a little long, many guys have short attention spans.

Add a cleavage pic...

Stayed home because I haven't slept in two nights and was hoping to get a nap but didn't.

Me too and it's going to pay down my credit card, naturally.

Try using proper capitalizations and punctuation. It seems more intelligent when you do.
Also try smiling in your photos, gurls like to see a guy who looks cheerful.

That's it! I'm going to go see it, even if I have to go alone.

No friends in real life? What's the story there? Do you live in a cave or something?

Your pup is cute and so are you!

D'oh!!

What are we going to worship?

My buddy and I once carried a elderly man out of a burning apartment building. We were probably remembered but we never told anybody our names.

Picture the person you're talking to naked.

The stereotype that guys over 45 who still like having sex are "dirty old men".

Most of us have to work, there aren't enough Trust Funds to go around.

I often wear sandals in the Summer. They are an old Roman design so only a little of my toes show.
All I ever do for my feet is trim the toenails, that's all they seem to need.

$35.00
I usually have a few bucks on me for small purchases, otherwise I use my debit card.

(With tongue held firmly in cheek)

Moore should just go have some more pasta and quit trying to tell us what we should and shouldn't be doing. Thanks Big Daddy Mike, but I have a conscience and don't need you to tell me what to think or do.

I'm sick and tired of Mr. Moore speaking Ex Cathedra from his enormous belly button, expounding on how he knows what's right for America and trying to shove his leftist liberal views down our collective throats, as if his opinions all the only ones that matter, so we should all hold the same opinions as he does.

Micheal is lucky that John Wayne and Chuck Heston aren't around any more...they'd soon fix his little red wagon.

Of course you should mention it but in the meantime, try soaking in a hot bath with Epsom Salts and then applying some Gold Bond medicated lotion to the itchy parts.