My piercing green/gray eyes and of course, my beard.
Then again, there's also my amazing sneezing ability...

I'm doing some sneezing, then I have to practice a new silly walk. After a shower and some breakfast, I'm going to walk around in a little circle and comb and oil my beard.

BoneyJoe, yer jist a old curmugion whut cain't spel worth a dang. Git th' hail ofn' my thread afore I sics the dogs on yez.

And fer yer eddiefication, I dun had my nose busted four times, had two operashuns on it, all after gittin' it busted up in the service of mah country, so back off, ifn' yah don't think yuh cin make it a fifth time...ya wrinkled up old prune!

Reality shows = Exploitation shows.
No way.

The updated Anniversary Editions of the first Trilogy are great but the effects, story line, and actors of the second trilogy were, in my opinion, quite a bit better.

Liam Neeson put in a swell performance as Qu'igon Jinn, but I hated the Jar Jar Binks Character. The little boy who played the young Annakin Skywalker was also very talented, I thought.

The fellow who played the young Obi Wan Kenobi (sorry names escape me at the moment) was also a very good match for Alec Guiness in his younger years.

Natalie Portman...well what can you say? Did anyone see her as a kid in the movie "The Professional"? She was amazing even as a child actor.

If I had to make a choice, I'd go with the second trilogy, if I could only own one set, but then that's just me. I've been a Special Effects fan since I saw my first Stop Motion Creature film.

I recently had my beard declared a sovereign country by the Prime Minister of Canada. My beard has never been conquered by any other nation, it is governed by it's original progenitors, who also happen to be the original denizens.

The Earth is therefor safe and my work here is done. The verification is abundantly clear from my Profile Pictures.

You'll never know unless you try and besides, for you, honey-child, I'll even throw in 5 free lessons...

Try soaking in a bath of as hot a water as you can stand with 2 cups of Epsom Salts dissolved in the water. Worked quite well for me when I herniated a couple of discs in my lower spine.

Make the picture of the puppy your main pic and post some excerpts from your book.

I'm also a member of the British Ministry of Silly Walks. I don't walk in a silly fashion for just friends, I do it for the publics general amusement.
I wear a dark suit, a bowler hat, and carry an umbrella and attache case, for extra added effect.

Well, I'm told that I have the legs for the costume, so...

Hey, if you can't laugh at yourself when you're being silly, who can you laugh at?

Actually, I wear a Roman Centurion outfit and wave a real Gladius over my head in no particular direction.

I have a set of air drums that I'm willing to sell cheap.
Air cymbals will cost you extra.

A pleasure, M'Lud. I am a big believer in upholding traditions.

I sneeze when I pluck my nose hairs, so I bought a micro trimmer.

I like to shout, "You men go North, you men go South!"
Then mumble, "I'm gonna walk around here in a little circle."
Attractive?

I just sneezed 16 times in a row, which is a new record for me. Anybody have a couple of tissues?
Has anybody ever sneezed more times in a row than 16?


























(Disclaimer: I have been seeing a tremendous amount of inane, self serving and just plain idiotic posts on the Forum since joining and decided that since I couldn't sleep, that I'd try my hand at it)

Depends on the gift. If it's a car, then I know what I'll be doing for the weekend...

Reading the Forums after waking up from a horrible nightmare. Guess I shouldn't have had that liverwurst sandwich just before i went to sleep.