I envy how it's easier for women to get dates. Listen to them all complaining about men pestering them and stalkers. I would love to have my own stalker. I did have one once but then she found someone else to annoy.

Also, I envy how women actually enjoy housework. I can't be doing with it at all and this place is a bit of a shithole. The last time that I gave it a really good cleaning was just to impress a woman but these days I just try to impress them by telling them how I'm going to do it and asking them for advice about colour schemes and stuff.

Another thing is how they won't get kicked in the nuts when my dog jumps up and how their shite doesn't smell and how they can use period pains and mood swings as an excuse for anything. When I was a kid I had to be practically dying for my parents to let me take a day off from school but my sister just had to say, "ladies problems" and she could go out with her friends instead.

I didn't. Think men should envy us, they can never know what it's like to bring new life into this world, nor what it feels like to have new life growing and moving in you.
I gave birth in my own bed both times, natural childbirth.


I don't either, lol.