I think if you spent as much time trying to find the man that suits you as you do complaining about the men that aren’t to your liking, you might actually attract him. ;)
I wish you the best of luck. The men that aren’t what you describe can pick up on your negative generalizations very easily and will run for the hills probably before the first date.
Not being rude, just being honest.

Double up with the rubbers, and don’t forget to saran wrap your legs!

Hi

Sounds kinky

“The Shining”

Gotta love Jack Nicholson in that one.

“ Wendy, you didn’t let me finish. I was just going to say I’m not gonna hurt ya, I’m just going to bash your f***ing brains in! “

I don’t remember

I remember when voicemail first came out and you had to have a voicemail box with a mini tape in it

Avast free-edition has a “ boot-time “ scan option which will restart the computer and scan the computer before the Operating System and drivers are running. I’ve had virus manifest themselves to where a boot-time scan was the only way to remove the malware.

I remember when I used to have to spend a few minutes establishing a slow noisy dial-up connection to send and retrieve Juno emails, thenclosing the connection after the process was complete.

I use www.virustotal.com to scan any url’s or files for malware.
Avast free edition for anti-virus. Malwarebytes free for virus removal.
As for backups, run a “ full “ Windows backup Monday, then a differential backup Tuesday, ( only new files, and modified files since the full backup are backed up. Wednesday run an incremental backup, then I’d just run incremental’s the rest of the week until Monday rolls around, then start over with a full backup, and get rid of the previous full backup. To restore, you need the full backup, plus the last incremental backup at the very minimum.

Mario Kart, Madden, Tiger Woods PGA Golf, Grand Theft Auto, Call of Duty

Garmin or Tom Tom. Make sure to update the GPS every once and again by plugging it into your computer.

Mary Jane

She’s still interested, but she’s on the fence

The answer is E. Don’t ask just sit down by him. Make a semi flirty comment when you are sitting down so he knows what time it is.

0.75 miles

No way in hell. ... the golden rule

Karma for sure

No, don’t waste your time. Just hit the road Jack.

I just laughed with you. You need someone to kiss it better?