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Tue 08/26/08 07:42 PM
Snagglepuss

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Tue 08/26/08 07:39 PM


I dont have that much free time....


umm that was sarcasm .. that won`t get you a woman it`ll get you arrested slaphead

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Tue 08/26/08 07:37 PM
now i`m screwed

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Tue 08/26/08 07:36 PM
I saw mommy kissing Mrs. Clause..

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Tue 08/26/08 07:35 PM
12 days of christmas by Dave & Doug Mckenzie

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Tue 08/26/08 07:33 PM
niiiice

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Tue 08/26/08 07:30 PM
concealed in that mini purse is the worlds smallest sniper rifle .. best not to be in the parade going through that alley today ..

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Tue 08/26/08 07:20 PM
Queen of Narnia

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Tue 08/26/08 07:09 PM
Edited by mykeymyx on Tue 08/26/08 07:15 PM
Don`t bother chatting ... Women love to be stared at by silent people with crooked eyes. Always laugh after every inuendo, so she knows you have a sense of humor.. & prove how smart you are by showing up at their home .. most people have the same user name on facebook & hotmail, yahoo, or Gmail.. Read all their blogs, study pictures, etc. Before you know it you should be able to find your love before she knows who you are. Buy several newspapers to cut & paste words for annonymous love letters once you find their address ... send many of these & send em often .. a woman likes to feel special ..

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Tue 08/26/08 06:59 PM
My personal fave is starting out with, "Nice shoes wanna F__ ?"

Especially if you haven`t read their profile or forum posts .. (why would you) .. Most women love it when you comment only on their beauty, in between describing the many ways you wish to violate them.

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Tue 08/26/08 06:45 PM
minicassette

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Tue 08/26/08 06:40 PM
pet

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Tue 08/26/08 06:29 PM
Quagmire

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Tue 08/26/08 06:28 PM
rolling

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Tue 08/26/08 02:31 PM
Embezzeled millions from the hippie granola corp. to build high tech underground conspiracy theorist lair ..

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Tue 08/26/08 02:28 PM
Archie

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Tue 08/26/08 02:25 PM
cunning

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Tue 08/26/08 02:24 PM
nug

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Tue 08/26/08 02:22 PM
Edited by mykeymyx on Tue 08/26/08 02:22 PM

"this is me like it or not"



that`s in my profile too ...


<plk1966> --> ok shot`s lined up ... now look away so it doesn`t look like i took it .. & yeah ... 1 new photo smile2

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Tue 08/26/08 02:18 PM
mmm hmmm now don`t you have the fire to melt my sugar there. Honey, Now. Don't `cha?