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Wed 08/27/08 04:18 AM
vas

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Wed 08/27/08 04:17 AM
vagina

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Wed 08/27/08 04:16 AM

"They" say cover your mouth when you sneeze...

why do "they" want you to get phlem on your hand ... I say aim for a garbage can, the floor, or a kleenex... meybe a sneeze~guard.. even a security guard if there`s no sneeze guard around ..

Unless of course you feel like washing your hands ..


why do "they" want you to get phlem on your hand ... I say aim for a garbage can, the floor, or a kleenex... meybe a sneeze~guard.. even a security guard if there`s no sneeze guard around .. when times are tough a household pet may filter germs .,.. be sure to wash pets after sneezing or refrain from petting said pet

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Wed 08/27/08 04:06 AM
"They" say cover your mouth when you sneeze...

why do "they" want you to get phlem on your hand ... I say aim for a garbage can, the floor, or a kleenex... meybe a sneeze~guard.. even a security guard if there`s no sneeze guard around ..

Unless of course you feel like washing your hands ..

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Wed 08/27/08 04:03 AM
uncalled

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Wed 08/27/08 03:53 AM
now i`m dead
i`ve cleared my head
no more worries
about daily bread
the world`s quarrels
are far from through
when will we see our Earth subdue?
I wouldn`t ask if only I knew..
so tell me now & answer true
when i am stuck what shall I do?
My answers come not, from fellow man
Their ideals I cannot stand
I live my life, I make my choices
when i do not speak, I dislike my voices
so take my actions, thoughts & intentions..
Then give me my Divine Intervention
pave my roads, 24 carat gold
to the heavens my soul is sold
I get my wings, all precious things
i`ll share with you. We`ll live like kings

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Wed 08/27/08 03:28 AM
Edited by mykeymyx on Wed 08/27/08 03:29 AM
am I the one to rhyme this time?
it can`t be me I forget my lines
if it`s ok can we call this fine
it`s no one elses. it`s all but mine
I walk my path, those prints in sand
I do not know who holds my hand
I only do whatever I can
If you don`t like me .. (it`s) part of the plan
& i`m only here as long as I stand
when I fall .. that`s it that`s all
my name`s been called
my bearer is pall

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Wed 08/27/08 03:19 AM
omg am i trashy ... I have a pic of me with a cola in a cup ... it might look alcoholic to you non smoker~ picky people

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Wed 08/27/08 03:13 AM
tip

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Wed 08/27/08 03:12 AM
has anyone considered the scenario that we just cleaned said floor?

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Wed 08/27/08 03:11 AM
stallion

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Wed 08/27/08 03:08 AM
Edited by mykeymyx on Wed 08/27/08 03:10 AM
cheaters never win

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Wed 08/27/08 03:07 AM
I hide my porn in anime dvd cases

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Wed 08/27/08 02:35 AM
Edited by mykeymyx on Wed 08/27/08 03:05 AM
Afternoon Delight - Starland Vocal Band

well you probably know it from anchorman ... if so click this link & tell me he don`t remind you of Champ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eplbDbp6XJQ

those of you that remember the original ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaHYvkjH_QY


(sorry links don`t seem to work since i posted ... )

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Wed 08/27/08 02:26 AM
yearning

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Wed 08/27/08 02:25 AM
boats

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Tue 08/26/08 08:08 PM
i`ve heard someone complain about how hard it is to off themselves ..

need a gun liscence, a gun, ammo, courage to do it...
or a knife, the tenacity to slash up & down the arms,

or swallow entire bottle of pills & then find bottle of lethal pills (who has a bottle of lethal pills?)

or they forget to leave the one end loose on the bungee chord..

someone switched their backpack of bricks for a parachute ..

I guess the best reaction to those B!_chie f__k_rs is to say, "Hey, I`d really like to give a $H!T & i`m outta quarters.. think you can dial 1-800-collect before you call 1-800-who-cares?"

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Tue 08/26/08 07:55 PM
undulating

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Tue 08/26/08 07:49 PM
Mrs. Robinson Simon & Garfunkle

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Tue 08/26/08 07:46 PM
ovulating