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I'm too old for this!
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Earlier this winter, my Stetson hat blew off my head, over the roof of my car and down a embankment and in to the river. I scrambled down the snowy/icy embankment in the dark, was my hat floating in the water headed downstream. I grabbed a tree branch, snagged the hat, flipped it up on the bank. Knocked the water off it and began climbing up the snowy icy bank. I was yelling and swearing the whole time. I was not gonna lose that hat. After I got into the car I thought that was stupid, you could have slipped, fallen into the icy river, twisted an ankle, hurt myself in a number of ways. A few mins later I thought. "Damn, Dude you still got it, even at 50" Now THAT'S a story!  ~~~~~~~~~~~ "Damn, Cheers!.! Dude you still got it, even at 50" Even that doodle display picture of the devil figure... As I said, "Damn, Cheers Dude." ~~~~~~ Now THAT'S a story! ~~~~~~~~~ "Damn, Dude you still got it, even at 50" Now THAT'S a story! Damn Dude(ette), THAT`S a story & a half.. I hope when I`m 50 I got it like that. I never liked limits. "No means no" is a differen`t story but DON`t tell me I can`t do something. I`m not going to attempt the impossible but I strive for the very difficult. Go ahead & say I can`t; I can use some more motivation. We`re never too old unless we believe we already lost. |
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I'm too old for this!
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At what age did you have the first "I'm too old for this" moment? - Was it at 13 when Care Bears were no longer cool? - How about at 21 when 18 and older clubs became kiddy land? - Age 30 when you realized your body isn't quite the same? - The first time you heard someone's car stero -- as they drove by your house -- with so much bass it rattled your windows? My favorite line from Lethal Weapon: "I'm too old for this sh*t!"  - When I was 5 I was too old for nap time, but they made me lay down. - By 16 I was too old for cartoons; but I watched them anyway. - At 17 I thought I was too old to be in school but stuck around for the diploma. - By 25 I was too old to date 19 year olds. Resistance was futile; our maturity was so similar. - Around 27 I wondered why all my favorite childhood movies & cartoons are appearing next to the new releases on my DVD shelf. - Started feeling old at 29, decided smaller age gap was more appropriate. - Now I`m 31! I`m gettin too old for this $H!T ... |
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Unless you don`t want me to surprise you with a midget, 1000 baloons, 256 roses, a jar of olive oil, a cucumber, & a camcorder ? .. Then I`ll see you tomorrow. Your sister & I have plans..
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Worst Band Names
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Reel 2 Reel
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an Extra in Police Line~ups
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Worst Band Names
Edited by
mykeymyx
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Tue 04/07/09 01:47 PM
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U2 : spelling like a 12 year old..
Nickleback : Hobo band needs bottle depot! (Concert Procedes go to 3rd world Tshirt manufacturing) Maroon 5 : maroon all 5 with Mr. Wilson... (on deserted island) REM : Rather sleep & get Rapid Eye Movement (more interesting) Styx : yeah the river styxx .. reminds me of purgatory (can I avoid listening to them?) (insert good band name here) |
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Worst Band Names
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U2, Nickelback, maroon 5, REM, Styx im sorry they blow as well!!! You're completely missing the ENTIRE point of the thread, and no, none of those bands you mention suck, nor do their names. Worst band NAME - not worst BAND. reading comprehension > practically everyone who's posted in here. ugh.  i`d say U2, Nickelback, maroon 5, REM, Styx im sorry they blow as well!!! those 5 bands DO suck BIG~TYME! & they have pretty bad names as well |
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Post jockey: (in the clocktower) Beware of sniper scope..
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Midnight Rider Allman Brothers
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The Lesbian Nazis hookers were abducted by U.F.O`s & forced to go on weight reduction plans...
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Stunt double for Ghostrider / p/t devils apprentice
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(what ever the D.J. is spinning as they play musical chairs at the community picnic)
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Topic:
Worst Band Names
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5 letters ... O A S I S
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one toke over the line ~ Greatful Dead
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(i lost my adress) Can i move in with you ?
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condom inspector that`s only a voulenteer position.. (need new partner co~worker left due to occupational friction & lube allergies) ... Flight attendant |
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the exes lingerie
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     a smile? |
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Edited by
mykeymyx
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Fri 03/13/09 02:42 AM
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no me & the blankey are going to bed.. you coming?
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wear to bed... i don`t know but she wears out the bed & everyone in it by sunrise
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