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Tue 08/20/13 06:42 PM
Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don’t make sense
Mendy two is cool

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Tue 08/20/13 06:19 PM
Bouncer at the Road House

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Tue 08/20/13 05:29 PM
Gay pirate

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Tue 08/20/13 05:13 PM
Lion Tamer

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Tue 08/20/13 02:16 PM
attends secret adult diaper fetish parties

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Tue 08/20/13 09:20 AM
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Mon 08/19/13 11:03 PM
Sometimes I dream I'm on the wall of a city gilded in gold. The wall is huge like twenty stories high. In the ceneter of the city is a castle. The gold fades the farther you go down until at street level its just a grimy brick surface. Out side to wall is a barren desert with no sign of civilization. There is a road on the wall and I am always being chassed by something on that road untill I wake up.

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Mon 08/19/13 11:34 AM
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Mon 08/19/13 09:37 AM
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Mon 08/19/13 09:37 AM
Has an out of control unicorn collection.

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Mon 08/19/13 08:24 AM
Nascar

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Mon 08/19/13 08:09 AM
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Mon 08/19/13 08:06 AM
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Wed 08/14/13 02:11 PM
Pirate radio station

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Wed 08/14/13 02:10 PM

for mooning Vegas magicians


Sorry didnt know that was you up there

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Wed 08/14/13 01:34 PM
For mauling Vegas magicians.

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Tue 08/13/13 10:23 AM


If you start smoking people will think your cool


Actually, people will think that you are uncool.


He's right. Insead, buy a corvette and constanly brag about it. Once you own a corvette you have licence to be a total dick and get away with it. Also you will know any thing about every thing exept how to change your oil or what an alternator. Go ahead and give strangers life advice because clearly, you are cooler than them... after all you own a corvette.

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Mon 08/12/13 03:05 PM
If you start smoking people will think your cool

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Mon 08/12/13 02:33 PM
poaching tigers

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Mon 08/12/13 02:29 PM
Top lieutenant in the amish mafia.

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