your mom gets me exicited

Yeah you fat asses.

I am the grudge!

Hail Satan!
Cheat on everyone!

Hair. I hate short hair on dudes. All you metalheads out there, NEVER cut your hair! Dreads, Mohawks, and afros are cool too.

My first and only tattoos are the Mario Stars on the inside of my ankles (like on a pair of chucks).

Because I'm one few dozen gamer chicks out there..

Love is dance.

Love no other then thyself!

Lol Walmart

My ex used to cry all the time over stupid ****. I was totally the pants in that relationship, he was just nothing more then a ****. (pun intended.)

My ex used to cry all the time over stupid ****. I was totally the pants in that relationship, he was just nothing more then a ****. (pun intended.)

I can bend my left hand really far back.

I believe in reincarnation.

NO. NO. NO. NO! NO!! NO!!! NOOO0o0oo0o00ooooooooooo!!!!!!

I just invited them to a show and people usually just spot me right away.

Whatever orientation.

I'm bisexual, dated primarily guys. This is only because all the hot (or at least in my book) Bi/gay chicks I know are all psycho.

My dream girl is a hardcore semi-possessive and proud biker chick who knows how to dance and fight. Who knows how to cook, give good head, has motorbike, everything else wouldn't matter. She drinks and smokes pot too, always buying.

She has to have a chill drama free personality, but totally rugged. GREAT TASTE IN MUSIC and somewhat elitist about it. A total badass, rawr.

I'd be her romantic ultra-femme babe.

I can't wait to find her once I turn 21 and start hitting up the gay bars. Oh I can't wait..

1 word: Hookers

Oh you have no idea..

So you wouldn't care if she was controlling or tried to change you?

Have a smoke and start dating chicks.