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Wed 01/11/17 09:42 AM
There's a stone on my head
You're standing on my crotch
My life sucks

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Wed 01/11/17 06:45 AM
I prefer enemies with liabilities.

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Wed 01/11/17 06:41 AM

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Mon 01/09/17 11:07 AM


I suspect the man was a bit "off" before the sandwich incident.


Gee, whatever gave you that idea? :tongue:

Cuz if he was "normal"
He would have fired warning shots
Before his sandwich was assaulted.

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Mon 01/09/17 10:27 AM
I usually just get cranky.

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Mon 01/09/17 10:19 AM


HINT ! :wink: ...Now folks, I need your input here , I also need to make sure I can or will be successful with women/s I can meet on a dating site blushing

Whom ever I will decide one day to contact for a date, will have to put up with my Funny Bone side also...I am not ringing the bells for my self either, but I have a Hilarious Sense of Humour :tongue:

Here below I give you an inside what to expect of/from me on a date Ladies..Words like Hmmm, Jack **** :wink: , Hoop, Lullaby, so on and on ...I can't help it if I don't make my Honey feel seet frustrated ..LOL

What do you call the dance move a cow does? The beef jerk!!

How do you make beef jerky? Scare a cow!

Your grandpa’s is so old he …… looks like a beef jerky!



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Well...I have a masochist cow.
Her cream whips itself.

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Mon 01/09/17 10:15 AM
I suspect the man was a bit "off" before the sandwich incident.

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Sun 01/08/17 06:47 AM

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Sat 01/07/17 08:22 PM
I'd have her trim the hair on the back of my neck.
Oh...she already did that:wink:

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Sat 01/07/17 08:14 PM
Beach...my friend.
Please refrain from using the words
"deep" and "butt"
in the same sentence.surprised

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Sat 01/07/17 08:11 PM
It was a total turn on.drool

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Sat 01/07/17 08:09 PM
^^^^^^^^flowers ^^^^^^^^
H&BK's babeeeeesmitten

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Fri 01/06/17 08:22 PM
It's OK mzrosie.
Miss Rains is warming a glass of milk for me.
:thumbsup: waving

Oh ya..welcome to mingle, YourManWantsMe.

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Fri 01/06/17 08:11 PM
Jaisus...slow night.
Nobody sayin "hiiiii" yet.

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Fri 01/06/17 07:33 PM
Edited by panchovanilla on Fri 01/06/17 07:35 PM
Ooops
rofl

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Fri 01/06/17 07:14 PM
Calling me dude...makes me want you.drool

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Fri 01/06/17 07:02 PM

There is something oddly sexy and sweet about catching my guy getting dressed to go out and take care of cattle while he is whistling. Never thought blue coveralls, rubber boots, bright orange stocking cap would be sexy... but it is

I know what I'm wearing to bed tonight.love

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Fri 01/06/17 07:00 PM

I feel bittersweet...
Just bought my ticket to fly back to Alaska and I dont want to go...
Dang it!!!!

It's only temporary, babe.

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Thu 01/05/17 05:40 PM
If baby gets too spoiled..
May have to be thrown out, with the bath water.

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Thu 01/05/17 05:36 PM
Edited by panchovanilla on Thu 01/05/17 05:41 PM


Oh, yeah.. I forgot... welcome :)

and let me know if It works, I got some new draws for Christmas and I'll whip a pair right on and grab the camera..

nuttin like a bubble guy in new Fruit of the Looms.. nuttin ;)

Gee thanks for that mental picture....


Hi welcome to Mingle

And BTW yes it works and it is real

Yup...it worked.
And I didn't even resort to posing in my Beavis & Butthead drawers.
Well..not until we went off site.happy
Oh yeah..Welcome to mingle, Tony.

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